by jenjens July 16, 2008
Get the jerusalem cruisers mug.Getting to punch your siblings with a "slug bug" isn't as fun now that there aren't many Volkswagen Beetles on the road anymore. There are however Many PT Cruisers.
by Craig Butterfield December 19, 2008
Get the Bruiser Cruiser mug.Related Words
Cruive
• cruise
• cruiser
• cruise control
• cruise missile
• cruise ship
• Cruiser Spooning
• Crive
• crivel
• criver
What happens sometimes when you're skateboarding and really not paying attention to the road in front of you. Usually the smallest rock, stick, pebble, or whatever, will stop your wheel(s), causing your board to stop and you to have a bit of a spill depending on how fast you're going
Huston: Sick man, did you get that from trying to do a heel-flip 360 at SPOT the other day?
Townend: Nah man, it's just a cruise bruise.
Townend: Nah man, it's just a cruise bruise.
by Aster Wind December 15, 2008
Get the cruise bruise mug.An adjective used to describe something that appears to be amazing, but upon closer inspection, is absolutely not.
by The North End Pirates November 29, 2005
Get the boat cruise mug.by andrew osullivan December 6, 2006
Get the tom cruise mug.the ugliest most horrific creature ever made
It's always driven by some fat chich
and the fat chich must have:
*some article of red clothing
*capris(which are also an abomination)
*and megarolls all over their body
It's always driven by some fat chich
and the fat chich must have:
*some article of red clothing
*capris(which are also an abomination)
*and megarolls all over their body
"Dude...I'm gonna throw up just looking at that pt cruiser"
"dude...me too! and also puke from the monster inside"
"dude...me too! and also puke from the monster inside"
by senorragamuffin March 18, 2009
Get the pt cruiser mug."I drive one of those 70's station wagons with the fake wood crap on the side"
"But those are so ugly"
"Until you park next to a PT Cruiser. It makes you feel like you're driving a Mini Cooper no matter what you're driving."
"Hey, let's see how ugly a car can be and still sell"
"I wonder what an old Beetle would look like if someone tried to make it an SUV and also tried to make it the ugliest car ever"
-Person pulls up in a PT Cruiser-
"Oh"
"Have you ever seen an obscenely ugly car?"
"Yeah, it's called the PT Cruiser and you get uglier every time you look at one"
"But those are so ugly"
"Until you park next to a PT Cruiser. It makes you feel like you're driving a Mini Cooper no matter what you're driving."
"Hey, let's see how ugly a car can be and still sell"
"I wonder what an old Beetle would look like if someone tried to make it an SUV and also tried to make it the ugliest car ever"
-Person pulls up in a PT Cruiser-
"Oh"
"Have you ever seen an obscenely ugly car?"
"Yeah, it's called the PT Cruiser and you get uglier every time you look at one"
by Lasagna Feet December 21, 2008
Get the PT Cruiser mug.