Crotch Cankers

Sores around the genitals or the anus. Generally, reflective of a filthy, disease ridden individual and of the STD variety. However, may apply to non-STD sores like a good old fashioned fuckburn sore or other skin irritation.

Dude I couldn’t get out of the hotel room fast enough after that dirty whore dropped her panties and revealed a gold mine of crotch cankers.

She told me she has a few crotch cankers around her anus before I went down on her and ate that booty. She said they were just fuckburns from the dude she was with the day before.

I need to get to the doctor. I hooked up with Rachel last night. I was warned she had crotch cankers but didn’t sheath up. Now my balls are on fire and it stings when I pee.

by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018

Crotch Thumb

A term to describe someone's embarrassingly small penis and claim that it is massive. - First described by @_james_3005. 2017

Chelsea "He has a massive penis, Chantelle told me yesterday after she slept with him"
Bradley "What? That lying bitch, she told me he had a crotch thumb!!"

by THESPITFIRES October 19, 2017

Crotch-Knock

The act of swinging one's fist into another's crotch for the sake of comedy or business purposes.

I had to crotch-knock three people to get into the porto-potty.

by Jim Hancock May 10, 2005

crotch cork

Another name for a tampon; feminine product.

"Can you spare a crotch cork and a gallon of ice cream? It's that time of the month!"

by Blonde Amazon June 3, 2016

belly crotch

When a females abdomen and vagina meet as one; another word for gunt.

Look at the size of that woman's belly crotch; gunt

by danni marie July 12, 2012

Crotch Flap

Is when Ania hits the net and grunts like a pig... and the power puff girls lose!!!

That was a crotch flap shot she's so German like!!

by Arm Head June 1, 2018

Emotional Crotch

The person, male or female, that you hook up with between unsuccessful relationships. This person may or may not have feelings for you but is always there to fill the void between your loins when you need them.

Veronica: Hey Jenny maybe you and Scott really have something here! You always go back to him when things don’t workout with whoever you’re seeing.
Jenny: Nah, he’s a great emotional crotch though!

by Markmywords88 December 27, 2015