spite crank

When you are so angry about something you find a camera, security or otherwise, and masturbate furiously, staring into the camera the entire time.

David was arrested last night, he was mad somebody took the last box of oreos at the store and began to spite crank into the first security camera he saw.

by Toouglyforporn July 10, 2019

crank that superman

Means to Sperm on your girlfriends back and then and throw a blanket on her back and let the gizz dry then when it dries it'll be stuck to her back and she's superman!

Crank that superman!

by Aiden3001 March 3, 2008

CRANK THE MONKEY

It's when you know something about someone else that sets them off and you bring it up in conversation...you are "cranking the monkey"...kinda like an organ grinder cranks the organ...except you are cranking the monkey instead! It's usually a sore spot with them...something that happened or didn't happened that they are mad about. It's like reopening the "wound". It could also be just a reference to something about them (cosmetic or otherwise) that they are not happy hearing.

I love it when you wear your baseball cap backwards...it's so "mature" looking! Oh...I didn't mean to crank the monkey?

by Mike Piskulic September 14, 2006

Shanking Crank

to have a shit while crying and wanking

"man i made one hell of a mess in the toilet"
"why what were u doin ?"
"just having a Shanking crank"

by Ali The Bad Boy D February 24, 2008

crank yank

When a guy gets really high on "crank" and then yanks on his pecker until he finishes....usually this session takes quite some time due to him being high on "crank"....

Not again there goes Kevin into the bathroom with a magazine high on "crank*....he'll be in there for quite some time...his crank yanking has gotten way out of hand...

by tex WHITE October 17, 2018

Crank Dat

1.Genre of Music in which the lyrical content is severly lacking in pentameter.
2.Gener of Music in which the sole purpose is for people to dance, songs that have thier own distinctive dance.
3.Genre of Music in which young artist partake to become successful.
4.Urban Line Dancing

1. Songs like Crank Dat: Batman, Superman, Spiderman, Aquaman, Incredible Hulk and to some extent Lipgloss
2.Lipgloss, Superman, Aunt Jackie
3. Soulja Boy, Lil Ma Ma, Young Seph, 3rd Flo ect.
4.Crossing of legs, Tapping foots, Pelvic thrusts

by Lance Jeune October 27, 2007

crank skank

a girl or woman who is addicted to meth or crank that will perform sexual acts for the drug when she is out of money.

Janelle blew Joey for a line of meth. She is a total crank skank.

by angholio November 5, 2006