Big Black Cocktail Rings

Google's failed attempt to steer away horny girls from searching the obvious.

When I was searching --- ----- ----- on Google, the suggestion was Big Black Cocktail Rings. 101 f@1L

by MrSaturn33 November 4, 2009

cocktangular

adj. something in the shape of, or resembling, a penis.

The island of Manhattan, Florida, and a beer bottle are all cocktangular.

by Joe Neely December 28, 2005

Cocktimistic

Cocktimistic - the act in witch someone is being a real dick. the combination of optimistic and someone acting like a total dick

Tom: Hey Vic whats up with Justin?

Victor: Oh yeah, he's been mad Cocktimistic lately.

Danny: Jordan! can you stop being so Cocktimistic right now man!

by Dotpsych April 8, 2011

Midsommar Cocktail

When a girl puts her own period blood or period blood clots into someone’s drink as an act of revenge or some sort of witch thing idk.

The prof was failing us so we bought a passion fruit tea for him at Starbucks and slipped him a midsommar cocktail so he’ll chill.

by lexaprofessional December 27, 2020

Cocktease

A female who thinks she's god's gift to men.

What would men do without a cocktease? More men would commit suicide since they can't seem to live without one.

by Solid Mantis May 6, 2018

cocktailin

Slang term that means observing and touching cocks while drinking adult beverages.

I'll be cocktailin' with my bros at the bar.

by Dr. Wang Tang December 9, 2008

Cocktension

-noun
1. The tension one experiences before receiving a two eyed dose of cock.

2. What the world is held together by, but also torn apart by.

The cocktension was palpable and unfortunately, you cannot cut cocktension with a knife.

by Harry Herring March 26, 2009