I'd cook 

To cook, meaning the penis being inserted to ones vagina for a considerable amount of time.

Georgie: Woah, look at him.
Alice: Phwooar, i'd cook!

I'd cook by -sophyy March 29, 2008

dane cook 

an annoying, one-trick act of a comedian who's popular sucsess still doesn't overshadow his bad comedy. taking cues from earlier greats like mitch hedburg and george carlin, he's not very funny.

Shut up man, you're being really Dane Cook.

dane cook by Dane Cook himself September 9, 2006

Let me cook 

To butt out or mind ones buisness. Let someone be them.

person 1: why are you still talking to that boy?
person 2: he’s cute let me cook!

Let me cook by cuntexuder56 February 23, 2023

Dane Cook 

comedian that people either love or hate

1. Dane Cook is the greatest comedian EVER! i Love Him!

2. I hate Dane Cook! He sucks so much ass and he isn't even funny!

Dane Cook by kldsfl;ksdjfg;lkjsdf;gjls;fk July 28, 2010

ima cook u boi 

When ur about to roast someone and ur like

"Ima cook u boi"

ima cook u boi by Imacooku April 3, 2017

Monster Cook 

Something your friends trick you into searching and now you have some weird porn on your computer

Hey Timmy, search up monster cook you'll get a pirate movie!

Monster Cook by anonymous June 10, 2017

cory cook

a really red kid who is always on his phone

Cory Cook died from heat exhaustion because he's so white

cory cook by kyleholdenisabeast September 18, 2017