weather confused retard

One who wears socks with sandals

Similar to weather confused slut

John walks in with long white socks and sandals.
Jill whispers to her friend, "Oh look here comes another weather confused retard."

by Jennbutlah May 18, 2014

herb combustion

to smoke weed

mary: "who's up for some herb combustion?"

jane: "i am!"

by bobby bobbington May 16, 2015

a confused penis

dick that so small it looks like virgina with balls

dang,my man has a confused penis, its cute

by ANOUREXKICKPANDA January 14, 2017

Glazed and Confused

When a female gets a facial while sleeping and she wakes up in the morning confused on why her face is sticky.

My lady was in a deep sleep last night, so I rubbed one out on her face. When she woke up this morning, she was glazed and confused!

by THOBRO August 19, 2013

Spontaneous anal combustion

it Is a gay fighting move used during sex

Gary: “yo did you just use spontaneous anal combustion on that kid yesterday”
Peng: “ yes, is there something wrong with that?”
Liam and mai: “yes that’s fucking gay”

by Kim Hong Kong September 7, 2019

confuselate

To confuse, to teach someone chemistry to at 8:00 in the morning when they're too busy drawing pictures of you with wings and a tail.
SYN- confusercize

Godammit, Jenny... this confuselates me. Did she just say blarklhdgadkjg?

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

Confusedbysoul

1.The greatest man to ever live and quite good in bed.
2.A sexual act of great prowress.

1.You will not believe the things that Confusedbysoul can do to you!
2.He pulled a Confusedbysoul and pleased me beyond all belief.

by HyakuShiki August 11, 2003