Cullenism

'Cullenism' is the basic belief that the Cullens (family of vampires from Stephanie Meyer's Twilight sagas) are real, and that they should be treated as idols.
I would just like to say that the Urban Dictionary is no place for people's private opinions, so stating that the religion is pathetic and fake should not be allowed. I understand that this is not a Church-influenced religion per-say, but that does not give people the right to mock it!

Say Cullen-ism.
Person A: I am a member of Cullenism.
Person B: What is that?
Person A: Cullens are my idols.

by TheGirlNextDoor07 April 13, 2009

spence grayson collins

spence grayson collins is the sweetest guy in the universe, he is the light of kari's life and always will be. he completely changed her outlook on life, made her happier than she could've ever imagined, helped her become confident and strong hearted. he is also adored, loved, cherished, needed and wanted, craved and yearned for. spence grayson collins is unimaginably handsome, hot, sexy, adorable, cute, over all an aesthetic pleasure. his personality is one you can spend the rest of your life with, he is very kind and compassionate. without him, there would not be happiness, peace, or harmony in the entire world. he is the balance of good that is so badly needed in this hate-filled planet.

spence grayson collins is my honeybunz (heheh), i will love him until the sands of time are completely emptied. i love you, suki. eternally ♥

by scarykari November 5, 2008

Collitis

A disease characterized by traits primarily portrayed by Ryan Collett. Characteristics include:
- Asian LG fetish
- No reciprocity in foreplay
- Cleaning phobia
- 30min showers
- Chicken Nuggets
- Caersar Salad
- Titleist hats
- Owns more sweaters than can be worn in a month
- Big head
- Would marry a TV
- Rediculously gullible and stubborn
- Non-spontaneous
- Self-perception as porn addict, then quiting for 2 weeks
- lazy
- Gym-slacking, gym-talker

Man that guy loves his LG's, he must have Collitis.

She didn't give him a BJ? That sounds like Collitis.

You eat moer Caesar salad than a person with Collitis

by Arkell December 9, 2008

Alana Collins

A kind young lady that tries to keep her shit together on and off the court or field. Occasionally she will lose her shit and look like she is having a nervous breakdown and asthma attack at the same damn time. Her ginormous forehead #giantdome69 helps push her threw these hard times of mental breakdowns n other shit. u will usually find her at the batting cage hitting balls with her big stick. If u have a lana on ur team its like having a fuckin legendary scar when the rest of ur team is full of a bunch of fuckin pickaxes.

JOE: Imma beat ur ass
ME: ALANA COLLINS!!!
JOE:Dies*

by hoodrat1234 May 10, 2018

Fort Collins

The place where all the white people from Aurora go when their tired of getting beat up, nobody there can fight. The 10th whitest town in America

Im tired of all this violence, Im leaving for Fort Collins!

by Slipstream69420 January 22, 2023

Collinsville

A town in Oklahoma that kicks the shit out of the town in Missouri. We don't just have pot and liquor, we're located in scenic Meth capital of the world !!!

That there Collinsville grad never left his mom's house.

by A.J M December 23, 2008

Matthew Collins

Matthew collins is a really awesome guy who is much loved by nevin the irish lepracawn from the enchanted forest of tidly fee fi fo fum.
Matthew collins enjoys thinking about declan......

He knows that this turf is a weapon

and lives in the nortpotatoe

He is in family guy episode 3

OMG matthew collins you used to live with nevin didn't you?

Yes we live in the forest of tiddly fee fi fum

OMG he sells sea shells... at discount prices...

OMG i know i bought piles there in my room now

is it true nevin can't pronounce the letter h

Yes he says patatoe or turf instead.

by mattie15 April 17, 2010