shy cocks

the phenomenon of cock looking shyly around corners.

Look around that corner, it's a pair of shy cocks!

by booboo doo boo April 11, 2007

Cockasian

Cockasian=an Asian with a cock
Asian + Cock = Cockasian

That kid is not white hes a Cockasian

by Khoa trac April 28, 2005

cockbustle

an area in which there are a larger concentration of cocks than is normal, an above average level of dickage.

or

a type of framework used to support the drapery of the back of a cock-dress (basically part of a cock-veil)

'Brian, you're going to have to ask Melvin, Barrington and Ricardo to leave my house son, one is not feeling the cockbustle we have going on here, there's only so much fanny to go round'

or 'Oh Duncan, that cockbustle arrangement really works on your cock-dress, you're going to be the belle of the cock-ball'

by mattiojohn January 9, 2011

cockhustler

when someone likes semen in their butt, and enjoys saying words like MURRRRRRRRRRRR

I should just smack that cockhustler with my shaft, and see him die right before my eyes.

by mr.hunk June 3, 2003

cocksaw

The Act of melting or squashing something using men stacked belly to back, face down in speedo's, while other men use the stacked men's arms and legs as the ends of a saw by pulling them back and forth in a sawing motion, resulting in a cocksaw.

Jack hid the key's to the guy's cars in a block of ice, telling them the only way to get it is to perfom the dreaded cocksaw.

by D & H January 10, 2008

Cockasaurus-rex

A dinosaur that is in the shape of a penis and likes to give a lot of pleasure to both females and males because the dinosaur is transgender so it likes males and females

Omg that cockasaurus-rex reminds on of that girl Ava I once met

by Ava’s vape buddy November 11, 2017

Fat cocks

Wrong! Wrong idiot.

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by Hym Iam March 19, 2023