Cock Blocker

an usually ugly, overweight, rejected or frustated woman or Feminazi lesbo that always is trying to stop a man from wooing one of her female friends ( usually her best friend)by brainwashing her against him.

" Im tired of that cock blocker bee itch ! always brainwashing Lucille"

by gigantus April 16, 2006

Cock Blocker Jocker

A jock who blocks cock after he rides the persons nuts for 16 hours straight

Cpanthers23 cock blocker jocker Karzobeast after a long lap dance.

by Cock Blocker Jocker August 14, 2009

Cockblock

a cockblock is when one guy is trying to get some from a girl an there together an anohter guy comes in a aslways ruins it ; maybe on purpose maybe not it doesnt matter

Your being a cockblock im trying to get some.

by RJ FLeming July 4, 2005

Cockblock

When a guy who is trying to get laid doesn't because another dude says or does something to prevent that from happening. Can also occur between women (also known as twat swatting).

A man's dumbass friend spots him trying to make a move on the hot blonde girl at the bar and decides to be a real dick and cockblock his mate.....

Man: Hey let me buy you drink....
Woman: Yeah sure
Dumbass: Hey man, how's your AIDS? *walks away*
Man:.........fuck.

by P. Trotsky January 26, 2011

Floppy Titty Cocknocker

A slutty fat girl who has saggy breasts

I scares me to see a floppy titty cocknocker run a marthon

by Krystal July 12, 2003

cockblockbuster

A high-grossing hollywood film that is so emotionally disturbing that it eradicates all sexual desire for hours, or even days.

Dude 1: Didn't you guys watch Schindler's List last night?
Dude 2: Fuck no, man! That cockblockbuster turned Jenny celibate for two weeks last time she saw it.

by Schnurrgasaurus July 30, 2011

cockblock

to knowingly take one persons efforts with the opposite sex and substitude the first person with ones self

i was hitting on this fine woman and this guy cockblocks me and steals her from me.

by raul January 16, 2003