coffee table cockblock

When your getting frisky with a girl and you wind up on the floor. She then notices the ugly as sin coffee table you have and that ends your chances of getting any.

I was gunna get lucky but she saw the ugly ass coffee table i made during weilding and got coffee table cockblocked

by Lorck13 March 15, 2011

cockalicky

The art of licking a penis(a cocksucker)

It's my birthday tomorrow,hopefully i get some cockalicky bird

by fuckshu January 13, 2011

cockflocker

to have sex with four places on her body 1. the pooter 2. the mouth 3. the pussy 4. the hole in her neck

i cant believe you gave a her a cockflocker

by neck buster April 11, 2011

Cockflake

An insult that no one can beat

Your friend: Poop face
You: slime-donged cockflake !
Your friend: I can't beat that ...
You: IN YOUR FACE!

by Awesome McAwesom Pants August 19, 2011

cockcracker

A cockcracker is someone who sucks on your cock so hard that it feels like it’s cracking . it feels really good

“Caroline did me last night, she was a really good cockcracker”

by liar4563 February 19, 2019

cockblockey

The person who blockes a cockblock

I am a cockblockey

by Jon Mouchet December 11, 2003

cockblocking

Adding a retarded programme on a friend's computer so he sees flying dicks on his screen and his computer is fucking blocked. yeah.. really.

Yuks is a cockblocking legend.

by The Flying Dick November 10, 2009