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Cleveland Rocket

The practice of inserting a beer bottle up ones anal orifice and then shitting into the bottle until the pressure within the bottle is too great, thus causing the bottle to rocket out of the asshole.
I just dared Jaime to do a Cleveland Rocket and he totally did it. The rocket went crashing onto the floor with such high velocity that it shattered and sent shit everywhere.
by Jros November 11, 2008
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Cleveland Browns

A chick with a great body, but ugly face
That chick's a Cleveland Brown. She has a great uniform, but a bad helmet.
by Brother Franklin March 19, 2004
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Grover Cleveland

(noun) the name given to one of those relationships that seemingly everyone must go through at least once in their lifetime in which the two parties break up and get back together a countless number of times. During those longer 'broken up' periods, they cannot bring themselves to have feelings for anyone else but can still hook up or "hook up" with others. Also referred to as a person's 'first love relationship.' Generally the relationship when one or both parties loses their virginity but not always.
Immature Girl: don't let me hook up with you because right now we're 'on again' in this Grover Cleveland i've got going back home.
Me: alright, but you shouldn't really be kissing me then, should you? and when you say 'i wanna lie down...butnotwith you' you should stick to your word, you immature girl.
by rorasaur September 7, 2005
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Cleveland Browns

1.Bad excuse for an NFL team
by deadkitten May 3, 2006
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Cleveland Steamroller

The act of taking a shit on a girls chest while she sucks on your balls and then you roll the shit between her tits.
Claire was embarrassed the following morning in biology class when she found out that Carl had told his friends that he had performed the Cleveland Steamroller on her last night.
by Saint Charles 10 April 15, 2010
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Cleveland Baited

Dude, you totally thought I was about to Chris McCoy you. Get Cleveland baited!
by Brother Rice High School November 28, 2017
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Cleveland Browns

1.) (n.) A very untalented football team.

2.) (v.) When someone/something is trying so hard, but fails miserably, causing them to loose faith in themselves, and their lives.
3.) (n.) Spanish slang term meaning "trash".
1.) Dak: "How'd ya'll do last night?"

Colin: " We were up 17-0 then lost in OT to the Jets."

Dak: "At least you didn't get shit on by ITT tech like the Cleveland Browns."
2.) He was running his 40 and then pulled a cleveland browns at the 35, tripped, face rubbed into the turf, then decided to drink the pennzoil sitting next to him.
3.) 'Aye essay! Your Cleveland Browns! I'll shoot you!
by Faupula_57 December 15, 2016
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