christendzio

Christendzio is a very handsome guy. Slacks off but is very smart. Has a good sense of humor and loves to joke around. Christendzio also is a very tall charming guy. All the girls want him (mostly in secret). Usually has blonde hair and blue eyes. If you meet him never let him go. Make him yours.

Person one: have you met Christendzio
Person two: Yea he's dreamy

by Christendzio November 27, 2018

Christmess

Any number of bags, boxes, wrappings, toys, or any other miscellaneous crap thrown around the room as a result of the Christmas holiday.

Because of this Christmess, I can’t even walk in my own living room!

by imakraut77 December 28, 2018

christie

a beautiful girl. kinda a hoe but really loyal when she needs to be

timmy: bro i want me a loyal hoe

michael: get you a christie

by demmmmmmy July 10, 2019

Christerbate

The act of masterbating using your own tears as lubrication, whilst thinking about your saviour.

Phrase coined by the Brotherwood of the Machine

I was so sad last night that I had to Christerbate myself to sleep.

by Gilfirkin - BoM July 19, 2019

Christlyn

Christlyn is one of the most beautiful people in the world and everyone loves her! She gets her feelings hurt but she try’s not to let it get to her! Any boy that will date her is lucky. Christlyn is also very popular and everyone knows her. Christlyn has a very kinda heart and always looks out for others. Christlyns not fake and have loyal friends

Christlyn is beautiful

by Emily hater December 23, 2019

Christlics

A combination of Christmas and Catholics. Christlics are Catholics who only attend church on Christmas.

I went to church on Christmas and had to stand in the back because the Christlics took all the seats.

by kaman25 January 1, 2020

christesperate

overly desperate, longing for love; acting a fool (head over heels)

He fell in love with her and only ever saw her walking down the street. He's christesperate!!

by funnygal527 February 15, 2020