Christlics

A combination of Christmas and Catholics. Christlics are Catholics who only attend church on Christmas.

I went to church on Christmas and had to stand in the back because the Christlics took all the seats.

by kaman25 January 1, 2020

Christmiscuous

Adj.
1. Christmas-centric promiscuity.
2. To exhibit one's body inappropriately during the holiday season.

Examples
1. A sexy Santa Claus
2. A revealing Christmas sweater
3. Setting: Christmas eve
Character 1:"What happened to you last night, dude?"
Character 2: "I met a girl wearing an awfully Christmiscuous outfit; we made the jingle bells rock."

by Welch Michaels November 27, 2011

christmissues

when someone's sentiment, whether delivered via speech or status update, in someway describes the issues and sadness they feel during the holiday season.

Other accepted spellings: christm-ass-ues, xmissues.

1) Ugh. Taylor has christmissues.
2) My newsfeed has been overrun with christmissues!
3) Oh, she just doing what she does best... spreading her christm-ass-ues everywhere.

by MeanOlTaquito December 17, 2011

Merry Christmiscarriage

The experience of a joyful holiday season due to the loss of an unwanted fetus.

I was thinking for your Christmas present this year, I would push your pregnant baby mama down a staircase so that she loses the child.. Merry Christmiscarriage!

by Funnyman83 November 20, 2011

Christinsanity

The act of using Jesus to justify any idiotic political ideal.

"The Tea Party is raising Christinsanity to new heights."

by Brion'smymini-me September 22, 2011

Christhiest

Someone who doesn't believe in god but will thank him when something good happens.

One day
John: How tf is god even real?

Other day
John: Holy crap! I won the lottery!
*gets on knees*
John: Thank you Jesus! I LOVE YOU GOD!!
Friend: Dude are you an atheist or not?

John: ....

and that my dear friends is a Christhiest.

by @fatasianpanda June 25, 2018

Christmiscellaneous

The label on the box that contains all the items from Christmas that defy categorization. It’s the flocked pinecones and the weird ornaments and snow globes that really have no other place to go. All the odd Christmas things from your Christmas trees over the years and the tacky Christmas towels that someone gave you. Basically if it doesn’t match up with anything else it goes in this box. You don’t have the heart to throw it away so into the box it must go.

Beverly is so organized and loves to have everything in its place. But when it time comes time to put Christmas away, there are some items that just don’t match up with anything else and have to be put in a catchall box that’s marked Christmiscellaneous. She now has about three of these boxes with old pinecones and snow globes.

by miwok February 24, 2023