Chooser

someone who chooses when and when not to hang out with you or when someone only talks to you for beneficial reasons

" That girl a chooser "

by Johnathon Banks May 19, 2017

chooser

A person who knows what they want and won't go for ANYTHING less.

"I don't fuck with him. He ain't got enough swagger!"

"Daaamn, you are a chooser!"

Or

"How was the date?"

"It was good but she has a small ass!"

"Nigga you a low key chooser!"

by C1eE7u$ January 5, 2014

chaos

Something that is rained every day possible. It almost always involves breaking the law and/or your moral standards.

We went and rained some chaos by throwing stolen diapers on Dave's lawn. This was followed by beer drinking and drug use and all around bad behaviour. Someday, someone will lose an eye because of this. It will probably be Jordan.

by Jordandijinz0rz October 31, 2004

choose

To select for a fight, or to pick a fight with someone.

When someone chooses you, you can stand and fight or you can run.

by BoySetsTheFire October 11, 2004

Lethal Chaos

The best band from Manchester, Tn Can rock all night long and kick ass

person 1: man this club is rockin
person 2: yeah i know they doing it lethal chaos style.

by gutta mama October 20, 2008

Johnny Chaos

Besides being a kool name for anyone, the name brings fame, honor, and success. Those who doubt the great power of the name are eaten by the evil spinach monster and never return.
Johnny C. like long walks on the beach, road bikes, the ladies, plaid/flannel, sleeve tattoos and coffee.

Dude #1: Dude your like such a Johnny Chaos.
Dude #2: Oh thanks I guess.

by poncho velo July 7, 2009

dirty chomstex

when you havent shaved your armpits in FOREVER.

maria: dude, andrew was telling me how i have a dirty chomstex.
laura: i'll show you my pits if you show me yours.
*shock faces*

by laurakkkkkkkkkkkk February 27, 2008