An illegal wrestling move in which one would choke the apponent to death, later recieving a death penulty.
by Mbleh July 16, 2007
Get the Choke Hold mug.1) Owen: What's white and black and red/read all over?
Brom: YOUR MOM!
Owen: You idiot, that was such a choke joke.
2) Avery: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Linus: I dunno.
Avery: To get to the other side!
Linus: *Yawn* What a choke joke.
Brom: YOUR MOM!
Owen: You idiot, that was such a choke joke.
2) Avery: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Linus: I dunno.
Avery: To get to the other side!
Linus: *Yawn* What a choke joke.
by ThisIsMyLife09 August 27, 2009
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Get the choke a chicken mug.1. noun/verb
to stick a finger in one's butt in order to induce fecal projection similar to vomit. Anal bulimia. -er someone who butt-chokes, ie: a known butt-choker
2. noun
a wide, short cigarette with a long, firm filter specially made to smoke through the anus. Scented varieties available.
3. noun/verb
a wrestling move in which the butt cheeks are used to smother the opponent until unconscious (farting before one's opponent is knocked out is a penalty)
to stick a finger in one's butt in order to induce fecal projection similar to vomit. Anal bulimia. -er someone who butt-chokes, ie: a known butt-choker
2. noun
a wide, short cigarette with a long, firm filter specially made to smoke through the anus. Scented varieties available.
3. noun/verb
a wrestling move in which the butt cheeks are used to smother the opponent until unconscious (farting before one's opponent is knocked out is a penalty)
Luke: Where did Dave go?
Chris: He ate too much bacon and cheese so now he's in the bathroom butt-choking.
Luke: Shit, I wish he would learn to do that in the toilet. It's such a pain in the ass cleaning that shit up.
Chris: Butt-choker!
Person #1: My lungs hurt from smoking so many cigarettes last night but I really want one right now.
Person #2: Want a butt-choke?
Person #1: Butt-choke? No, I only smoke those after butt-sex.
Announcer Bob: It looks like Mr. Booty-shorts and Mac are two evenly matched wrestlers.
Announcer Steve: Wait a minute, Announcer Bob, looks like Mr. BS has got Mac in the butt-choke.
Announcer Bob: You're right Steve...and he's out! I can smell it from here!
Announcer Steve: Butt-choke, Announcer Bob, butt-choke.
Chris: He ate too much bacon and cheese so now he's in the bathroom butt-choking.
Luke: Shit, I wish he would learn to do that in the toilet. It's such a pain in the ass cleaning that shit up.
Chris: Butt-choker!
Person #1: My lungs hurt from smoking so many cigarettes last night but I really want one right now.
Person #2: Want a butt-choke?
Person #1: Butt-choke? No, I only smoke those after butt-sex.
Announcer Bob: It looks like Mr. Booty-shorts and Mac are two evenly matched wrestlers.
Announcer Steve: Wait a minute, Announcer Bob, looks like Mr. BS has got Mac in the butt-choke.
Announcer Bob: You're right Steve...and he's out! I can smell it from here!
Announcer Steve: Butt-choke, Announcer Bob, butt-choke.
by MasterDoctor March 18, 2009
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Surfs up. Gotta go. Chockabra.
by Five_Fingers February 1, 2005
Get the chockabra mug.Changchang: Hey Tingtong, did you get my Chock a wok a wing wong?
Tingtong: you mean the one of the monkey pissing in its mouth?
Changchang: yeah
Tingtong: No, didn't get it.
Tingtong: you mean the one of the monkey pissing in its mouth?
Changchang: yeah
Tingtong: No, didn't get it.
by Catmanjew December 1, 2009
Get the Chock a wok a wing wong mug.(N:) Warning do not be fooled by her looks as she can be very vicious at time, has been known to rate burps and other sounds exiting the body. She can adapt to many living conditions given her abnormal sized feet she has been seen walking over deep pallets of snow and even water. She is not a very good gambler and has been known to leave abruptly after loosing only a small amount of money and will blame it on others. Be very careful when approaching a Chookianna they may be easy on the eyes but is a force to be reckoned with.
"Oooo Chookianna that was a good one I'll Give you a 6"
"Dang Chookianna you only lost .50 cent were you goin?" "yall don't know how to play I'm leaving!!"
"Dang Chookianna you only lost .50 cent were you goin?" "yall don't know how to play I'm leaving!!"
by illregular July 12, 2010
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