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mexican credit card

A knife one would carry every day.
Person 1: Dude, I dont have any cash for the boritos.

Person 2: No biggie, the clerk looks like a pussy. Here is my mexican credit card.
by MBisaBP1 January 3, 2006
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Cardiac Arrest

Walking into an AP Class and realizing you didn't study for the test or do an assignment
I went under cardiac arrest today when I remembered about the AP World History test
by ThatOneGingerChick February 5, 2015
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Cardi B

Someone who robbed and drugged people, made an excuse for it and called it an 'apology', and made straight people sleep with transgender people so that they question their sexuality. And her toxic fanbase ignores it.
Logical human: Cardi B is a shit cunt. She robbed and drugged people, made an excuse for it and called it an 'apology', and made straight people sleep with transgender people so that they question their sexuality.
Retard: No she's good
by boar_ts March 18, 2020
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Get Out Of Hell Free Card

In the world of born-again Christianity, a get-out-of-hell-free-card is a lame excuse an evangelical will use to justify or sugarcoat their shortcomings in order to keep up the illusion that they are still morally, intellectually and consciously superior to all the non-believing secularists. Oftentimes these lame excuses come in the form of Bible verses or paraphrased Bible quotes, but sometimes they will just comletely make shit up. One of the most popular get-out-of-hell-free-cards is the saying: "We err because we're human, but we constantly strive to be perfect like Jesus in every way." A more crazy rationalization for bad behavior is the accusation, "How can any of us mortals truly expect to comprehend the wisdom of God, which is so mighty that even the greatest of us stumble over His ignorance?"
Linda: Teens should wait until they're married before having sex.

Greg: At what age did you lose your virginity?

Linda: If you must know, I was 12. But that doesn't make it okay. We err because we're human, but being a Christian means that we constantly strive to be like Jesus in every way. Just because I sinned doesn't mean you have to also.

Greg: Wow, it sounds like she just used her get out of hell free card.

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Bob: Woah, Georgie. You totally missed that grazing buck with your AK-47 and just killed that entire wedding party!

Georgie: How can any of us mortals truly expect to comprehend the wisdom of God, which is so mighty that even the greatest of us stumble over His ignorance?

Bob: Uh, yeah. I think your get out of hell free card is expired.
by Tim Gay July 31, 2009
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credit card hippie

a person who abides by a hippie lifestyle in the choice of dress (tie-dyes, peasant style dresses, birkenstocks) and music (Grateful Dead and Phish + other jam bands) but is well-off and buys expensive "hippie" products. (E.G. will buy a 30 dollar bead neckalace and a dress from Anthropologie)
Sue spent a total of 200 bucks on that hippie outfit.
by kayla December 7, 2003
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cardboarding

The summer and spring version of winter sledding (on snow). Cardboarding takes place on a grassy, steep hill and instead of riding a plastic or metal sled, you ride a large piece of cardboard.

It may sound hella lame, but its actually quite amusing on a summer day.
"I miss sledding :("
"well we can go cardboarding now that summer is here!"
by Laur6336 June 11, 2008
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Star Card

-A Military Credit Card sponsored by Affes that will ruin your whole life.

-The worst decision you could ever make, comparable to stabbing yourself in the chest.
-"Having a Star Card is like going to Thailand as a Lance Corporal and knocking up a Thai national, only to go back to Thailand 18 years later as a Master Gunnery Sergeant and unknowingly banging a Katoy (She-male) who turns out to be the love child of the Thai woman you had knocked up 18 years prior".

-"Having a Star Card is like going on a road trip with your family and stopping at a restaurant to eat where instead you are tied down and your whole family is beaten and raped in front of your own eyes and before releasing you, they make you pay for it all and the only currency accepted for some ungodly reason, is Star Card."

"Someone stole my Star Card! Phew* Its their problem now".
by BrockLee Productions June 15, 2010
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