Carving the chilly pumpkin

When you simply take an ice rod and insert it analy into the girl. After the butthole is numb you cut the edges of the butthole so it is bleeding. When you insert your penis into the butthole you will come out with ketchup on a hotdog, the blood makes the feeling more slick.

Bro I carved that girls Alaskan pumpkin the other day!

I was carving the Chilly pumpkin on this girl last night.

by Undercover dildo December 15, 2016

carling

The Act of putting your beer in your koozie without opening it for a long period of time.

Jason was carling last night

by darous February 8, 2008

clarking

When a beer pong player accidentally swats a beer cup on the ground during a game of beer pong. Named after Clark who sent a cup flying 5 feet, hence the name clarking.

Why did he swat the cup on the ground during game, the ball wasn't even close! Also why is he dressed like a toe? Now that is clarking!

by hahahahhahhahahhaha November 2, 2013

carling*

CARLING*: Kar~ling* adj, or v-. carled*, carl*. to carl is to:
1.unintentionally fall off a mountain
2.be annoying as fuck!
3.ruin everyone's lives
4.do everything wrong.

ex1:
person 1: dudee that girl just CARLED* all over the place!
person 2: dude, run...fasssttt

ex2:
person 1: so yesturday, i totally CARLED* off my bike!
person2: ew dude, dont do that anymore... next thing you know it, youll be CARLING* off a mountain!

by iLyck2cArL March 18, 2009

Caringfulness

-noun
1. a very deep state of mind in which one is troubled, worried, anxious, or concerned for another: He felt smothered from such caringfulness shown by his mother.

2. close protection; guarding: The child felt safe under the caringfulness of his great friend.

-verb (caringfulness-ing)
1. To greatly support another; The nurse's caringfulness-ing showed made her patient think she'd do anything for him.

1) He felt smothered from such caringfulness shown by his mother.

2) The child felt safe under the caringfulness of his great friend.

3) The nurse's caringfulness-ing showed made her patient think she'd do anything for him.

by Gabby loves Maylie :D December 15, 2010

caring capacity

Much like the biology term: "Carrying Capacity". It is the most one can care about any particular situation.

"Oh, and also we're going to have balloons and watch movies and there will be cake. And omg Jimmy is invited and I hope he goes, but also-"

"Karen, stop. I've reached my Caring Capacity"

by I_aim_to.irritate November 23, 2015

caring

Be like Marten

13:45 - Marten: i think you should see a doctor
13:45 - Marten: you might be actually retarded
13:46 - equal: naw
13:46 - equal: youre so caring

by equal L June 1, 2017