Caffeine Warrior

A person, typically between the ages 13 and 19, who consumes an unhealthy amount of caffeine thinking it will help them tryhard better in first person shooter games

Dude Insert Username is such a Caffeine warrior poor guy's gonna have a heart attack if he keeps it up, your health is more important than your skills in a video game.

by o_aoo February 18, 2021

Caffeine Cuck

Someone who relies on caffeine in the morning in order to wake up/be reasonable; someone who can’t function without caffeine.

I can’t believe this guy uses drugs to wake up. A real caffeine cuck lemme tell ya.

by Djnyancatz June 29, 2021

Caffhead

a caffeine addict.

possibly caffeine dependant, possibly into the energy boost.

I genuinely can’t believe this has only been added here this year, been used for years.

‘I had 4 cappuccinos at the café and 3 more when I got home’

You absolute caffhead

by fortnite biscuit July 9, 2021

Cabfa

Cabfa is a joke originating from a discord server, starting with trying to spell "Canada".

Also a very good tiktoker

I went to visit cabfa today, I swam in a tub of maple syrup.

by cabfa July 12, 2021

Caffed

Getting completed and totally falling down drunk. Usually after numerous shots

Went out last night and got completely Caffed.

by Spuddly July 25, 2021

Cafartic

A strong release of built up intestinal pressure, causing flatulence along with a strong sense of relief that you didn't just shit yourself.

The Taco Bell restroom is very cafartic.

by PsyBob August 3, 2021

Caffeine_wh0r3

Raccoon that cries a lot and breaks remotes in half. They are obsessed with mushrooms and are in love with a rat named Reggie.

“I saw Caffeine_wh0r3 on the side of the road with Reggie the other day.”

by RustySweeto August 6, 2021