Caffeine_wh0r3 Share definition Flag Raccoon that cries a lot and breaks remotes in half. They are obsessed with mushrooms and are in love with a rat named Reggie. “I saw Caffeine_wh0r3 on the side of the road with Reggie the other day.” Caffeine_wh0r3 by RustySweeto August 6, 2021 Get the Caffeine_wh0r3 mug.