caculunt

caculunt: a cackling cunt: mostly used for bitches that cackle, a derogatory term for a woman that really thinks she is hot shit but she is not, a woman that can't stop talking because she likes to hear herself talk,

I hate that teacher. She never stops talking, she goes on and on and on. Talk about being caculunt.

by Pattio January 2, 2006

Happy Cactus

noun/verb.
plural form: Happy Cacti

When a guy who has participated in "No Shave November" goes down on a girl to eat her out. The rubbing of the stubble against her vagina would be analogous to a cactus rubbing against her flesh. In an added twist, the female has a deflated balloon inserted in her vagina. As the balloon is blown up by the male partner's mouth play, the balloon expands, causing a tickling sensation.

In a male-to-male variation, substitute the vagina for an anus.

Hunter made his girlfriend scream in pain and delight as he gifted the Happy Cactus upon her.

Mitchell's boyfriend made him scream out in pain and unexpected delight as Mitchell was surprise Happy Cactus'ed.

by CPT Morgan, Ph.D. December 2, 2010

canus

The section of flesh between the cunt and the anus
See also banus

My cock missed re-entry and rammed into her canus

by Drew Christx November 11, 2004

Caucus

An intimate meeting involving two or more homosexual men in which indecent sexual activity is conducted.

"Man, my ass hurts from last night's caucus."

by obsidian March 22, 2004

Catcus

A common mispelling of the word cactus

"oh shit dude i jus got spiked by a catcus"

"i do believe that is 'cactus' "

by riggz October 20, 2004

cacass

a stupid guy that acts like a little shit and sometimes he pops his collar which makes him a douche' bag.

That guy is a cacass for doing that to that poor 5 year old girl.

by Dillon Boyer March 9, 2008

Cactus

An acronym for Cocky Ass Cracker Talking Uber Shit

Yo that son of a bitch is a cactus

by LoLHaPpYFaCe May 17, 2011