Cumpickle

Noun- a douche bag that masturbates so frequently he constantly wreaks of ejaculate.

adj.- jackass, douche bag, COMPLETE ASSHOLE.

ex girlfriend's bff- "girl your ex is such a fuckin cumpickle!"

by fuckyou,s.gio June 1, 2011

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cumphoria

The feeling of utter bliss after orgasm - when your body has experienced so much pleasure that it doesn't want to even be touched.

I am in complete cumphoria!!!

by Belfast Child April 19, 2016

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Cumprise

Ejaculating into or onto an orifice without said orifices knowledge of potential ejaculation

It was brtttney's birthday so instead of getting her a present I gave her a cumprise!

by AgentDaleCooper August 13, 2016

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Cumpoo

Also called sperm shampoo

When you’re having doggy style sex with your partner in the shower and you pull out and ejaculate a massive load of cum that lands in her hair

"I was banging Tracy last night in the shower and ended up giving her 2 big loads of Cumpoo"!

"wow that's Impressive"

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml May 27, 2019

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Cumping

The act of pooping out cum post anal sex.

The act of cumping is not restricted to gender or species.

Alice had anal sex with her partner and spent a better part of the afternoon cumping.

“Wow that was some great buttsex, but I really need to take a cump now”

by Zeroace123 November 1, 2021

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