Cuffing Season

A stupid made up season with no correlating evidence what so ever.

Paige said it was cuffing season. She was full of it.

by Blackcatwiththemac November 13, 2018

Cuffed Buffalo

When you tie a string around your cock & balls until the tissue dies and falls off.

Dave created a cuffed buffalo by wrapping dental floss around his penis for 3 days. He now has no male genitalia.

by Mile High Burrito Gang June 14, 2010

cuffle

snuggling with your partner while your hands are restrained, preferably in metal handcuffs.

After Julie received her paddling with her hands in cuffs, Jack proceeded to cuffle with Julie.

by The good times roll November 29, 2017

cuff me

Said sarcastically after doing something rebellious or naughty. Equivalent of what you going to do about it.

Example:
Girl 1- I heard you were chirpsing joe
Girl 2 - Ooo cuff me

Can be used in many contexts

Guy 1 - I didn't do the essay
Guy 2 - wasn't the deadline a week ago
Guy 1 - yeah cuff me

by Kcihras November 19, 2013

cuff

1. To express love or close friendship by hugging softly and gently; cuddle. 2. To nestle together for warmth (physical, emotional, or both); snuggle. 3. to just relax with a female; to hold them close in a comforting way; -nothing sexual

"I'm juz tryna cuff"

by IllistBabyGurl September 18, 2006

Cuffing Season

The worst time of the year

Darren: Hey bro, you good?

Ted: Nah bro. It's cuffing season

Darren: Fuck

by urbanspinch December 30, 2021

Cuff

To put your hand on the back of someone's head and pull towards yourself violently. Often done when someone make's a mistake.

Bob: 2 + 2 = 5

George: Lemme get that cuff

by Weezerxy February 1, 2010