Covid-22

Catch-22 during the coronavirus pandemic: if you stay at home, you have no money to feed your family and pay the bills; and if you go out and work, you risk your life and those of your loved ones, especially if some members are prone to contracting the virus due to a poor health condition.

Adios and his wife, both out of work, are in debt and face eviction at the end of the month, with the family of five trying to keep their baby who suffers from a rare disease condition that requires round-the-clock care at home instead of moving to a homeless shelter; however, if they go out to work, the odds of them infecting their little one are pretty high—they’re stuck in a Covid-22 situation.

Covid-22 by Covido December 1, 2020

Covid-38 

The next 19 pounds you gain after the second wave of Covid-19 hits.

I should've worn a mask, practiced social distancing, and maybe walked around the block once or twice a day. Now, instead of just having Covid-19, I have the Covid-38.

Covid-38 by MrMathAllOfYous August 10, 2020

Covid Rule 

When a thin majority or weak government declares a nationwide state of emergency as an excuse to curb the spread of the coronavirus to hang on to power, or to prevent the administration from collapsing.

Malaysian PM resorts to Covid rule to suspend the parliament, thus preventing any elections to be held during the emergency, which could last until 2022, when the situation returned to normal.

Covid Rule by Covido January 12, 2021

Covid Craze 

When someone has had enough of Coronavirus and wants to get out of quarantine asap. They usually go in a Covid Craze when they are bored or haven’t gone outside for ages.

“Did you see Jennifer’s Whatsapp status?! I think she’s having a Covid Craze”

Covid Craze by ughhlivv April 11, 2020

covid coupon 

the deep discounts or free services offered by retailers, websites, telecom providers, or restaurants in response to the global pandemic CoVID-19. the covid coupon may also take the form of a deferred payment, such as insurance, credit card or car loans. all in an effort to generate revenue while the quarantine/lockdown persists and help consumers in times of financial or health crises and mass unemployment.

pornhub encourages you to stay home with a covid coupon for free premium during the quarantine.
doordash has a covid coupon for free deliveries on saturdays this month.

covid coupon by lunamar April 15, 2020

Covid Dump 

A dump so devastating it has the potential to end humanity.

The type of dump that could ground a plane, close a business, or could be proclaimed as a public health emergency.

Tim: Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. The smell made my eyes water and I think my throat started to close up!

Pat: Yeah man. I took a Covid Dump in there a couple hours ago.

Covid Dump by Ahsential37 April 23, 2020

Covid-10 

The 10lbs in weight we're all gaining from comfort-eating and comfort-drinking.

On a Zoom call to Mark, Anthea quickly realised he was experiencing Covid-10 as his cheeks were bloated, and his chin had virtually doubled.

Junior had to ask Dad to stop eating all the tubs of ice cream on a daily basis, or he would become very chubby and catch a mild form of Covid-10.

Covid-10 by Sonny Saint April 29, 2020