Another derogatory phrase to describe a gay man. Most older gay men have a look about their face that resembles a person who has just smelled a freshly batch of cookies. A sort of smug, satisfied look on their face that accompanies twinkly eyes and pursed lips that barely crack a smile.
Hag: Oh, look! There's Stephen. Is he gay?
Charles: Does he look like he just smelled a batch of cookies?
Hag: Yes he does!
Charles: He's gay and he;s a cookie smeller!
Charles: Does he look like he just smelled a batch of cookies?
Hag: Yes he does!
Charles: He's gay and he;s a cookie smeller!
by Saint Paco February 27, 2011
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Jorge: So I heard Ryan was diagnosed with Cockinsons Disorder the other day.
Aidan: Yup, after leaving the specialist's office he went home and sat in his room playing Starcraft 2 for 12 hours. Afterwards, he was convinced that he had had sexual encounters with 12 women during that time period.
Ryan: Get bitches bro.
Aidan: Yup, after leaving the specialist's office he went home and sat in his room playing Starcraft 2 for 12 hours. Afterwards, he was convinced that he had had sexual encounters with 12 women during that time period.
Ryan: Get bitches bro.
by Dr. Cockinson August 15, 2011
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When an uncircumcised male is forced to pull back his foreskin to urinate or in order to participate in various sexual activities. This occurrence often happens frequently in adjusting "The Unit" for comfort.
Friend 1- Dude, why do you have your hand down your pants?
Friend 2- Get off my case dick, I'm just "Cocking the Shotgun"
Friend 2- Get off my case dick, I'm just "Cocking the Shotgun"
by lawnman7 July 18, 2012
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Hand me that towel. I need a wank hank cause I’ll be choking bone.
My uncle caught me choking bone so I let him watch.
Hand me that towel. I need a wank hank cause I’ll be choking bone.
My uncle caught me choking bone so I let him watch.
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Dad (yells across bedroom): Son, are you choking the bandwidth again?
Son (yells back): Uhhh no..... what makes you think that?
Dad: Oh nothin', just a hunch...
Dad (yells across bedroom): Son, are you choking the bandwidth again?
Son (yells back): Uhhh no..... what makes you think that?
Dad: Oh nothin', just a hunch...
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 31, 2019
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Get the cookieishsimon mug.a variation of smooth talking, however, this form of talking comes from the cock region with a more sexual manner
by The Junk September 30, 2008
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