conditionaring

Its turning on your air conditioner. You are conditionaring when you are in a room where air conditioner works

Its so hot im’ currently conditionaring

by magmagxo August 11, 2019

Conditioned Asshole

A person who is an asshole but only to people who deserve it. Eg: a bad person

Jane: I hate bullys

Will: yeah that's why there are conditioned assholes like me who give them a taste of their own medicine

by Siknedevum January 30, 2020

conditioneral gift

Refers to a bottle of Alberto VO5 dat you give someone wif da stipulation dat dey actually use it on their hair.

If you give a gal a bottle of post-shampooing hair-tonic, I think it is generally implied and understood dat said bottle is a "conditioneral gift" --- i.e., she is sposta actually apply it to her scalp during her showers, not just set it aside and let it gather dust.

by QuacksO September 6, 2020

conditioneral gift

Refers to a bottle of Alberto VO5 dat you give someone wif da stipulation dat dey actually use it on their hair.

If you give a gal a bottle of post-shampooing hair-tonic, I think it is generally implied and understood dat said bottle is a "conditioneral gift" --- i.e., she is sposta actually apply it to her scalp during her showers, not just set it aside and let it gather dust.

by QuacksO September 11, 2020

conditions

the surrounding conditions that define the state and level of life, such as social class, economical value, etc.

Yahaya Abdulahi (poor village man): "these conditions are terrible"
Michael: "Yes they are terrible"
Bill: "Shut the fuck up"

by new_jersey_event_conditions January 19, 2022

conditionedbymitski

a mha tiktok-er who likes izuku, canon divergence, and other types of posts. they were once conditioned by mitski, although rather indirectly, to only fall asleep to her music.

"hey did you see conditionedbymitski 's new post?"

by mashedp0tatoes May 30, 2022

Conditioned

No. I'm not. But I bet saying that made you feel good, didn't it?

Hym "Yeah, hey, my co-worker's mom died like 15 minutes after you left. She's having the worst day of her life and you're... Doing what, exactly? I'm sure saying that was super important to you though. But no. Not conditioned. I want you to know... That I am going to masterbate to your wife later. And every time you kids bleed it's the best day of my life. Even if I don't know that it's happening. Even if I'm not alive to experience it. It'll be like my own religious holiday."

by Hym Iam October 22, 2023