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Car-spooning occurs when two drivers on opposite sides of traffic recognize each other as fellow douchebags.
The douchebags will then slow to a stop (often in the middle of an intersection) to discuss their douchebaggery in detail.
This interaction is called "car-spooning" because of its resemblance to coitus from behind while lying down.
"I would've made it here sooner, but a couple of douches were car-spooning at the crosswalk."
car-spoon by userbits March 14, 2007
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car magnets

This is when one car turns and the car behind it seems to attach itself to the first car to make the turn with him.
you are stuck in traffic and so u wave on a car to get across and the car behind takes full advantage of your kindness and crosses with him as if they were attached with car magnets.

car fetish 

car fetish (adjective) refers to a special type of mental disorder in which mostly a male person does pay extreme attention to his car more than his family or friends.

- a person who cares about his car much more than his fiance, girl friend or wife.

- someone who is taking care of his car in an unusual, unexpected or extra-ordinary way.

- someone who likes to spend most of his spare time with his car rather than his family or friends.
Example 1:
Karim is such a car fetish freak! He has dedicated his life to his SLX Peugeot.

Example 2:
Karim is a car fetish monster. He never brings his car to the carwash. Instead, he always wash it by hand! Just because he is afraid of the possible scratches that may be left on the car body.
car fetish by WildWetWords August 20, 2018

Car Parts 

MORGAN then sent a message that said, “Dam. Ok thank you. We got a stichuation with waylons girl and need some one to take car parts from sac to red bluff or half way.” Based on the text message exchange, I believe when MORGAN told the user of TT6314 that “We” had a situation with “waylons girl”, MORGAN was relaying that the AB was dealing with a situation involving W.P.’s girlfriend. Additionally, I know criminals use innocuous words to hide criminal activity. In this instance, I believe MORGAN used the term “car parts” to represent “guns”.

USA v. Bash Criminal Complaint, November 17, 2020
Car Parts by ZXY&ABC December 2, 2020
No, this is not a car that has a pool inside.

When people take turns driving people to places.
Bonnie: Haley, it's your turn in the car pool. Drive the kids to shcool.
Haley: Okay.
car pool by PuppyLOVER562 January 1, 2008
When some dumbass on his phone hits a duck on the A303 and swerves into the path of an oncoming lorry.
Whats the hold up?

Some dumb shit caused a car crash.
Car Crash by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019