Green Buffet

See: Gravy SEAL.

A higher rank, in the make-believe military, these guys are potentially more dangerous. Delusion larpers on a spectrum somewhere between a gun-nuts and preppers. Prone to hate on gamers, airsoft/paintball players, and others because they use “real guns” instead; possibly in a controlled environment or even recklessly.

You got called out for flexing a participation trophy. You’re not even a Gravy SEAL, you’re a Green Buffet!

by ThisBruiser December 17, 2023

Bathroom buffet

The highly energetic sexual act of a man defecating into the toilet whilst performing fervent cunnilingus upon an equally energized & receptive woman.

"The other night I was both shocked & amazed by walking in on Ernie giving Jennifer a bathroom buffet!" stated the housekeeper to the valet.

by Cheefroach June 30, 2025

The Barnes Buffet

The act of sucking more than 7 penises in a day.

Ugh, don't go near her! Last week she chowed down on The Barnes Buffet!

by It's all a joke June 7, 2011

Bro Buffet

A meal consisting of many seemingly random and incohesive foods, combined into a single menu item, but carefully selected to balance protein, carbohydrate, and vegetable intake. Comparable but contrasting to that of a "Girl Dinner"

Jake brought ground turkey, a single tortilla, and broccoli for lunch - he truly broke out the bro buffet today!

by Gogetablue June 10, 2025

Buffeted

When you eat so much food at a buffet and feel drunk

Man I got absolutely buffeted last night.

by Jawcooper July 8, 2021

Crab buffet

When a female with crabs spreads her legs and you proceed to tear at her vagina

Last night I had crab buffet. Friend-nice. Where? Cassies bedroom

by Fjxgoxgidyditxtixtdit January 17, 2021

Buffet Da Gang

"Buffet Da Gang" is a term to address his group "The Buffet"/"Buffet"

"The Buffet"/"Buffet" is a group made by part time Twitch streamer BuffetBoyJohn where he jerks off and rubs nipples on call

"Buffet Da Gang" and that nigga john got a big booty 🤤👅
"Buffet Da Gang" we fuck gay niggas

"Buffet Da Gang" We get all the hoes (transgender hoes)

by WydRed April 16, 2024