1.) OJ Simpson tried to escape in a White Ford Bronco and sometimes people call orange juice OJ and so orange juice is called White Bronco.
2.) A drink where you mix milk, *moonshine, and crack.
*A special moonshine is required for White Bronco. It is made on the top of a mountain by a brewer.
The brewer is said to be a mythical creature that is blind and has 4 arms and is half man half animal and has the tongue of a dragon.
He also helps defend the Smiths from Santa in a Christmas special of American Dad.
2.) A drink where you mix milk, *moonshine, and crack.
*A special moonshine is required for White Bronco. It is made on the top of a mountain by a brewer.
The brewer is said to be a mythical creature that is blind and has 4 arms and is half man half animal and has the tongue of a dragon.
He also helps defend the Smiths from Santa in a Christmas special of American Dad.
1.) "Dude can I have some White Bronco"
"Wtf?"
"Orange Juice man"
2.) "Hey you want some White Bronco?"
"Wtf is that?"
"A drink made with milk, moonshine, and crack"
"Sounds like shit"
"Yeah, but you'll be so fucking wasted and trippin balls so hard by the first sip, that you won't care how it tastes.
"Wtf?"
"Orange Juice man"
2.) "Hey you want some White Bronco?"
"Wtf is that?"
"A drink made with milk, moonshine, and crack"
"Sounds like shit"
"Yeah, but you'll be so fucking wasted and trippin balls so hard by the first sip, that you won't care how it tastes.
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An intellectual collective founded in 1997 that is dedicated to lateral thinking and bad taste. It is often unclear if it is a religion disguised as a joke, or a joke disguised as a religion -- much in the same vein as The Church of the Subgenius or Discordianism. They maintain an expansive website at www.branchfloridians.org and regularly put out e-zines called "The World Domination Update." The group's self-professed objective is "think for yourself!"
At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.
At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.
The group has no relation to MSN troll Michelson-Morley or any of his alter-ego/pseudonics. There is a member of the Branch Floridians named Reverend FairInHeight 451, and Fairinheight451 is also a name used by Michelson-Morley. This is a coincidence, though it understandably has caused some confusion among people who dislike him for his trolling activities. Michelson-Morley is *not* a member of the Branch Floridians.
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1.) I heard Legolas treebranched Pippin in the last movie.
2.) Why does my mother have elven tree branches in her heart?
2.) Why does my mother have elven tree branches in her heart?
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