Broadside

v. The situation of sitting in quiet peace while excreting solid waste when another individual occupies the adjacent stall and proceeds to expel their feces loudly and violently leading to a suddenly unpleasant (and often smelly) situation.

From Broadside: a naval ship pulls to the side of another and relentlessly fires its cannons into the other ship.

I was taking my morning dump when I got double broadsided by two construction workers. I almost threw up it smelled so bad.

by ninjawesome November 24, 2013

broadway, virginia

A small town in butt fuck nowhere in Virginia where hillbillie redneck fucks are the majority

Do you live in Broadway, Virginia?

by Mexican Avocado May 14, 2017

Broad daylight

To fuck in the middle of the day, somewhere where people can see.

Fuck man, I totally fucked my bitch in broad daylight today bro! In the park, on the swing!

by Babyface555 October 19, 2019

stratty broad

A young woman who lives in stratford Ontario. This can also include those who attend one of the highschools in Stratford. These girls are often orange and start too much drama. they call it 'fsu' but really they are just annoying. They are sexy and take too many pictures of themselves.

Who"s that bitch that slept with my boyfriend?
Some stratty broad.

*at a party*
Let's get out of here, the stratty broads are here.

by twinkies16 June 11, 2011

broadside

mostly used for joyrider's, when drifting a car around a corner if you manage to get the car "sideways" it is called broadside.

"mate i was flat out down the carriageway broadside!!!"

by mcneilly March 28, 2009

broadneck

basically a poophole cuz they get dumped on in every sport

Broadneck blows at lax

by Whitie Tai April 22, 2006

Broadneck

A decent sized bed-town to Annapolis (Maryland's capital). Although all Broadneck residents have an Annapolis address, they know that the Broadneck Peninsula (aka "The Peninsula")is unique and is not like Annapolis. It's small...but it's not Annapolis and it's most definitely not Severna Park...otherwise they wouldn't get their own high school. As far as the high school goes...Broadneck is known for it's high achievements in all fields, music, athletics, and academics. And there's always an ongoing rivalry between Severna Park and Broadneck. Broadneck is home to Sandy Point and the 3 mile long Bay Bridge. All Broadneck kids know that Sandy Point isn't exactly the best place to swim...the water is NOT ideal, but the beach is a great place for laying out and playing frisbee. Broadneck revolves around one main road called College Parkway, which contains the Anne Arundel Community College, but technically, that end is Arnold (Broadneck wannabees). Broadneck also contain O'Laughins, a hot wing hot spot. And then there's "The Cape"...a neighborhood where they put all the people that are absolutely dying to live on the peninsula, or to have their children attend Broadneck, or whatever...bottom line is, house on Broadneck are very expensive, and so, the Cape was built...where THOUSANDS of little houses with no yards were placed...if you don't live in the Cape, I advise you not to go there...you won't come out...

Broadneck is basically just a place where they put all the people who want to live in Annapolis...or work there or something, I dunno...most people see it as a jumble of backroads to downtown...but it's much more...

by Broadneck Resident May 13, 2005