hot alaskan fire breathing karl

The ingenious combiniation of the hot karl, and the alakan fire breathing dragon;
While receiving oral sex from a female partner, right before ejaculation, the male whispers in the females ear that he has herpes, then cums in her throat, making it come out of her nose. Meanwhile, while she is trying to get the cum out of her nose, he beats her with a sock filled with feces.

Bro 1: "bro did you hear about ashley?"

Bro 2: "yeah dude shes so gross! did you hear what sam did to her?"

Bro 1: "haha yeah man, he got her with the hot alaskan fire breathing karl!"

by getemmm0611 January 26, 2009

Reaching

Said when someone is going too far with their actions and/or their opinions

Person1: Dude, kiribakus made a petition directed to Horikoshi to make their ship canon
Person2: Those clowns sure are reaching

by Will-o'-the-wisp June 1, 2019

Breathing

The act of getting on your knees and elbows with an arched back and having air insert into your butthole and pushing it back out with a possible noise accompanying it. Just like breathing from the ass.

Bro I literally shit my pants while I was breathing

by Bugbitch November 12, 2020

negative breathing

The act of breathing in Carbon Dioxide.

Negative breathing happens when drink a bottle of coke and breathin in the Carbon Dioxide that's inside the bottle.

by Victoria_SD November 3, 2005

bloaching

"bloaching" (noun) (etymology uncertain) is the act of having a friend insert a balloon into one's anus and then blow up said balloon until it is firm at which point it is either exploded or removed.

The word can be back formed to "bloach" (verb).

"I hear that Tom Cruise is into bloaching in a big way."

"Why is he looking so glum?"
"He tried autobloaching and one got stuck up there."

by boldautomatic September 17, 2012

breaking camp

the 'leave no trace' effort at cleanup after sex to appear as if sex didn't just take place. ie, leaving the habitat and 'campers' in the pristine condition they were found.

After riotous sex in a relative's guest room, you start breaking camp and setting the entire room and yourselves back in order before sitting down for brunch with them on the patio.

by ChBrM September 28, 2013

park benching

v. 1. To have qualities of a hobo. 2. To sleep or spend much time on a park bench. 3. To be mistaken for a hobo.

also: park bench, park benched, and park bencher(one who park benches)

Man Jesse, you're such a park bencher! Always park benching!

by anonymus August 6, 2003