blueberry muff

something really really bad that the internet has banned

best blueberry muffs and cinni rolls

by dog12373 April 6, 2023

Blueberry Beaner

A particularly round beaner in a blue shirt or hoodie.
They’re most commonly found in Home Depot.

Justin’s father hired Jose to mow his grass and he’s a blueberry beaner.

by MethWizard November 22, 2023

Hot Blueberry

The act of tying a string around one's penis until it turns blue during intercourse.

Johnny: "Anyway, how is your sex life?"
Mark: "Pretty good. Just gave Lisa a good ole hot blueberry! I'm amazed my dick didn't fall off"

by Erect Cactus December 16, 2017

Blueberry Jackson

noun; a bagel sandwhich containing: a blueberry bagel, cream cheese, american cheese, and ham.

Freddy: "would you like a blueberry jackson"

Daphnie: "whats that?"

Freddy: "its a blueberry bagel sandwhich with ham cheese and cream cheese."

by Savyjeanlovesyou91 January 26, 2011

Funky Blueberry

A penis head that has had the circulation cut off.

These underwear are so tight they gave me a funky blueberry.

by Hot Hott hutt November 16, 2019

Blueberry Butthole

The result of receiving rimjobs from every Blue Man Group member

That girl got so lucky last night after the show, she left with a blueberry butthole

by Promiscuous caveman July 20, 2016

Blueberry

Noun
A person who comes to orgasm too quickly. Usually due to inexperience or over excitement.

"Remember that guy from the party?
He barely got the tip in. What a blueberry!"

"So I hooked up with this girl on tinder. Talk about a blueberry. I barely licked it. Great time!"

by KingPan420 December 28, 2023