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Blueberry Muffin Autism

An obscure type of ASD where the person affected by it has a strange, intense interest or preference for things blueberry related (more commonly, blueberry muffins.)
This scene was supposed to go to Devon, but his blueberry muffin autism interrupted it.
by OPPA-RATOR September 8, 2025
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Hot Blueberry

The act of tying a string around one's penis until it turns blue during intercourse.
Johnny: "Anyway, how is your sex life?"
Mark: "Pretty good. Just gave Lisa a good ole hot blueberry! I'm amazed my dick didn't fall off"
by Erect Cactus December 16, 2017
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Blueberry Beaner

A particularly round beaner in a blue shirt or hoodie.
They’re most commonly found in Home Depot.
Justin’s father hired Jose to mow his grass and he’s a blueberry beaner.
by MethWizard November 22, 2023
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Blueberry Facial

When a man chokes a girl until her face turns purple and then cums on her face.
She likes it rough so she got a blueberry facial last night!
by italionostalliono May 23, 2024
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blueberry lip drip

when u eat out a girl that got a blue waffle pussy
i got mad blueberry lip drip from tht bih over der blood
by dasdahearf June 23, 2016
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dirty dirty blueberry

The sexual act where you put a string through the largest blueberries one could find and turn them into anal beads. Proceed to put then through your partners arse for sexual pleasure. You could also dip the blueberries in chilli powder to add a spicier and tangier sensation to your sexual partners arse. This would also allow better taste during the sexual act of rimming. This act is very similar to the act of performing figging.
Mole groaned with pain and pleasure as she performed the dirty dirty blueberry.
by eatdogs4life October 24, 2025
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blueberry bitch

A person who had had the umbilical cord wrapped around their neck when they were born, but is now currently alive and not (or only marginally) brain damaged. Can be used as an insult or as a loving way to tease.
My boyfriend is a blueberry bitch - he almost died when he was born!
by lizard cuddles June 10, 2019
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