genius birth

When you poop and its kind of hard to get out in the begining but then gets really easy suddenly; like one would imagine the experience of giving birth to Einstein to be (only...out of your butt).

I had to push hard in the begining but it turned out to be a genius birth.

by plastichistory June 24, 2011

Post birth abortion

When you get the Covid vaccine for your child under the age of 18 it’s like you didn’t even want them anyways so it’s a post birth abortion because a vaccine will kill them.

I had a post birth abortion the other day, I gave my child the Covid vaccine and his heart smile so big that he had a heart attack and he was only 14. But I am glad he got the vaccine

by Soso2019 July 26, 2021

Birth control

Used to prevent babies

“I don’t think my pull out game was strong”

“ it’s fine I took my birth control”

by Idgaf4u September 16, 2019

Birth Certificate Feet

When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble the blackness of your feet stamp as an infant in the hospital.

Walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.

by Jennifred July 19, 2023

gave birth from my anus

To have a painfully large poo.

Wendy, I just gave birth from my anus!

by Ereck Flowers October 27, 2017

Butt Birth

One who has an appearance that should not be revealed in public.

D'jerome: dude, why is that girl so rachet?
Mike: Butt Birth man, Butt Birth...

by SirNinjaStone June 21, 2016

Birthing

Getting pushed out of yo mom's vagina :)

Women are birthing all men in the world.

by Birthing October 13, 2021