The serving size of a food item adjusted for the single guy. This serving size is consumed in one sitting.
A typical bachelor unit would be a whole large bag of corn chips and a whole can of bean dip. Other examples are a whole frozen pizza or entire pint of ice cream.
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Noun. Plural: Bachelorette Degrees. Recently adopted politically corrected term for an advanced degree granted by institutions of higher learning when the recipient is a female single lady Bachelorette, formerly only referred as a Bachelor's Degree, regardless of sex of the student.
Origins: Anyone receiving an advanced degree from the darkest of ages was called a Bachelor (i.e., male, single dude, living away from home and telling his folks he studies all weekend. If the Bachelor attended most classes, took every test, and paid his book store balances in full, he was awarded a Bachelor's Degree, autographed on sheep skin (in the age before desktop publishing).
As society achieved enlightenment, females single ladies, aka Bachelorettes, joined their brother students’ Bachelors’ efforts in growing numbers. Since Bachelorettes are jointly exposed to all the same teachings of thought, morality, and sublime artistry as Bachelors, it only makes politically-corrected sense to employ the term Bachelorette Degree when referring to the fairer sex student recipient of the conventional Bachelor’s Degree.
The term Bachelorette Degree was first found in social media public comment, appearing 5/14/2013, and posted by the family relation of Tabby K., of Denver, CO, in honor of Tabby K.’s upcoming graduation commencement ceremony. Word.
Origins: Anyone receiving an advanced degree from the darkest of ages was called a Bachelor (i.e., male, single dude, living away from home and telling his folks he studies all weekend. If the Bachelor attended most classes, took every test, and paid his book store balances in full, he was awarded a Bachelor's Degree, autographed on sheep skin (in the age before desktop publishing).
As society achieved enlightenment, females single ladies, aka Bachelorettes, joined their brother students’ Bachelors’ efforts in growing numbers. Since Bachelorettes are jointly exposed to all the same teachings of thought, morality, and sublime artistry as Bachelors, it only makes politically-corrected sense to employ the term Bachelorette Degree when referring to the fairer sex student recipient of the conventional Bachelor’s Degree.
The term Bachelorette Degree was first found in social media public comment, appearing 5/14/2013, and posted by the family relation of Tabby K., of Denver, CO, in honor of Tabby K.’s upcoming graduation commencement ceremony. Word.
(1) "Hey Girl, I hear you're getting your Bachelorette Degree this weekend! Can I be you when I grow up!!"
(2) "Goodness, I sure hope I get my Bachelorette Degree before the effort kicks my butt, steals my joy, and I die trying!"
(3) "Anthropologists will someday pontificate upon the societal reasons why American language primarily evolved as masculine, to eventually achieve enlightenment by evolving to the feminine. The speed of adopting the term Bachelorette Degree is a primary example of how just how fast we can clarify the American Lexicon and thus purify our language." ~ A Loving Aunt’s Prophesy To Her Niece
(2) "Goodness, I sure hope I get my Bachelorette Degree before the effort kicks my butt, steals my joy, and I die trying!"
(3) "Anthropologists will someday pontificate upon the societal reasons why American language primarily evolved as masculine, to eventually achieve enlightenment by evolving to the feminine. The speed of adopting the term Bachelorette Degree is a primary example of how just how fast we can clarify the American Lexicon and thus purify our language." ~ A Loving Aunt’s Prophesy To Her Niece
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Always one of the top 10 shows that boyfriends/husbands do not want to watch, talk about, hear about, or think about.
If your boyfriend watches it with you, he's actually your girlfriend
Always one of the top 10 shows that boyfriends/husbands do not want to watch, talk about, hear about, or think about.
If your boyfriend watches it with you, he's actually your girlfriend
"Bae!! Are you coming over to watch The Bachelor again this week?? I have 3 bottles of wine for the two of us!!"
"Staaaaaawp, is that even a question!??!!?"
"Staaaaaawp, is that even a question!??!!?"
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To drop a nuclear-insult on someone, with no prior warning, for no reason.
--often followed by immediately walking away after issuing the insult and ignoring any commentary or reply from the victim.
To drop a nuclear-insult on someone, with no prior warning, for no reason.
--often followed by immediately walking away after issuing the insult and ignoring any commentary or reply from the victim.
Dusty (walks into your office without knocking): You're pretty gay today. I'm sure your dad's proud, since he likes the dong, too. (turns on his heel and leaves)
Victim (stammering): ...wha...well...hey! Your dad like to...shit. Too late. He walked away.
Victim's Office Mate: Bro...you just got beached!
Victim (stammering): ...wha...well...hey! Your dad like to...shit. Too late. He walked away.
Victim's Office Mate: Bro...you just got beached!
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*Greg and Molly just got done doing the rumpy-bumpy and now Molly wants to have some Pillow Talk*
Molly: Greg, listen honey, we have been Dating for over a year now..I wanted to know...when are you going to propose to me?
Greg: *Chuckles* Never.
Molly: *Upset* WHAT DO YOU MEAN NEVER?!?
Greg: *Cool, Calm and Collected* Umm, I meant never as in not-ever...get it now?
Molly: *Emotional* You don't love me? All I want you to be is my Slave--I mean Husband...
Greg: Well thats not going to happen, I'm a Confirmed Bachelor.
Molly: So that means your never going to let me tell you what to do...ever?
Greg: Pretty much...oh look at the time, its, umm, 3:30 in the morning...I have to go, uh, water my cat...
Molly: Okay, but call me later because we need to talk about this...
Greg: I'll see what I can do...
*Greg leaves and never talks to Molly again.
Molly: Greg, listen honey, we have been Dating for over a year now..I wanted to know...when are you going to propose to me?
Greg: *Chuckles* Never.
Molly: *Upset* WHAT DO YOU MEAN NEVER?!?
Greg: *Cool, Calm and Collected* Umm, I meant never as in not-ever...get it now?
Molly: *Emotional* You don't love me? All I want you to be is my Slave--I mean Husband...
Greg: Well thats not going to happen, I'm a Confirmed Bachelor.
Molly: So that means your never going to let me tell you what to do...ever?
Greg: Pretty much...oh look at the time, its, umm, 3:30 in the morning...I have to go, uh, water my cat...
Molly: Okay, but call me later because we need to talk about this...
Greg: I'll see what I can do...
*Greg leaves and never talks to Molly again.
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