beddes

See Communism or Dictator.

Beddes controlled the room with his communistic army!

by Who could it be? November 1, 2004

badger tooth

Much like a camel toe, a badger tooth is when a womans trousers are so tight you can see her pussylips!

"Woah mate, look at that girls Badger Tooth!"

" I know, she has a nice pussy! "

by samuelloheyzolinez February 22, 2009

bedbeard

when your beard is extra scruffy and unkempt after waking up

just like bed head, only for your face manliness

I had some nasty bedbeard this morning.

by ksquared303 January 25, 2009

BADGER JACKET

A naked unshaven women with her legs wrapped around your neck

a) Dude, sherry gave a a nice badger jacket for christmas.

b) It was a cold day to be wearing no knickers but she she hadn't shaved for a couple of weeks so was wearing her badger jacket

by the Stinky Scotsman April 15, 2009

Badger Yawn

A fart that begins with a faint whine and slowly evolves into a mighty roar.

Good God! Badger Yawn! Get the Febreeze!

by Truck Truck Goose September 6, 2009

badgers party

A bunch of badgers peepee touching to no end

"Badgers Party should have an apostrophe. That is if it's your party, not a bunch of badgers peepee touching to no end."

by Papa via Guano September 29, 2012

bedench

(Noun) pronounced Ba-Dench-a.)man-made bench to sit/sleep on when your wife/significant other is upset with you.b.) garage seat to sit upon whilst chilling.c.)padded seating apparatus typically used in a garage type setting.

My wife locked me out so I guess I'm sleeping on the Bedench tonight.

by Chuchiteeerup May 12, 2017