Double Banana Split Surprise

A sexual act in which one half of a pair of scissors is inserted into a Male's urethra and is then closed to split the penis open. Is usually repeated to split the penis completely in half.

I'm gonna give my boyfriend the ol' double banana split surprise.

by Bananasplitter789 May 12, 2021

hamsh banan

hamsh banan is just that kind of person who will naturally become a pro in any given video game within minutes. He is just that kind of person to answer a question or respond to a real world situation using as little brain power as possible as he is saving the rest for gaming later that day. You can always trust a hamsh banan to answer a question with something mostly unrelated to the actual question and to act like their brain is a banan (most of the time). But through all this, you can always trust him to be an epik pro gamer and a great friend.

Person 1: 'Is that hamsh banan!? I would really like to play Terraria with him this afternoon, I heard he is really good.'

Person 2: 'Yeah I played Minecraft with him yesterday, he's a total Pro Gamer!!'

by L1ghtn1ng January 31, 2022

Rotten Banana

When the facade of an Asian-American peels off and they’re exposed for being whitewashed race-traitors that live to serve the White Man.

That filthy Rotten Banana is mocking his heritage to make his westerner friends laugh!

by Larry-jellyfolds September 30, 2023

beefing the banana tree

jacking off many cocks at once

that skank totally was beefing the banana tree last night.

by silas santos! June 15, 2010

sometimes the banana peels itself

saying used to describe that somethings just happen for a reason and are outside of ones control

My grandma is getting too old to care for now. We are going to have to put her in a home soon, but man sometimes the banana peels itself.

by spenzar71 July 5, 2015

sussy batussy banana pussy

a sussy batussy banana pussy is a very common sex position which includes a forplay with a sussy banana

hey, do you want to sussy batussy banana pussy with me?

yes of course i want to sussy batussy banana pussy with you🥵💦💦

by mohamed batussy May 9, 2022

tan banana

The cack. The man-meat. Phallus, penis, male genitalia, or wang. Pick your synonym.

"Chris smokes the tan banana."
"How gay."

by Anonymous November 3, 2003