backwards

In southern slang, can sometimes refer to a homosexual or practicing homosexuality. Some people just throw the derrogatory slang term "Backwards mechanic," which is an old term dating back to the 1980's in reference to a gay person.

Bob: "Well larry... you know... he's backwards; he likes to play in the dirt."

Rob: "What do you mean?"

Bob: "Meaning larry is gay."

by bchc2003 October 10, 2017

Fall ass backwards

To be given a job, responsiblity, etc. Abruptly and with little notice. Generally last minute and annoying.

Example of fall ass backwards:

Mom: I'm leaving watch the baby! Bye!!!
Kid: WHAT?!? No I can't even clean this thing if it shits the bed!!!
Mom: I tough you a while ago.
Kid: that was my sister!
Mom:*speeds off in car*

Governor Patterson of new York.

by Fuckedoverbabysitter June 5, 2009

backwards cigar

a blunt or a joint

hey whats that?
this, its a backwards cigar

by beavis1234554321 May 17, 2006

holla backwards

The ill emcee way to say holla back.

Emcee:
"The way I blazed this verse makes ya think im “token phrases”/
I already raised my win/loss record, your still shootin gazes/

IM OUT YA'LL!! holla backwards!

by Darke April 9, 2003

Backwards SpiderMonkey

This sexual position is an intense move in which the man stands over the woman(usually a contortionist) with his "shlong" knee deep in her "muffin". But the girl is actually laying on her side while the man is rolled up like a ball and hip swivles to his right into the womans Va-j-j. After they are finished with this move the man then puts on his SpongeBob Pajamas and watches My Gym Partners a Monkey while the girl cleans the kitchen.

O.M.G Becky! Did Jake like totes give you the backwards spidermonkey last night?!?

by Dr. SplashBottoms July 17, 2011

Backwards Stander

One who bends their legs backwards in a locked position when standing straight up. Their legs are not bent all the way, it is bent enough to see a slight curve in the leg. It is not known what causes this phenomenon, but looks very messed up.

When a person is standing straight up and locks their legs. With most people, they lock in a straight-up position. With backwards standers, the leg is bent backwards farther than any leg should go.

by Chris Bingley December 10, 2007

backwards cutteroffer

when your driving in traffic and want to switch lanes because the person in front of you is stopped, and the person behind you gets in the open lane before you cutting you off - but backwards!!!!

What the fuck is this guy taking so long to turn for. Hurry up! get in the open lane...Oh FUCK nevermind...this guy behind us is a backwards cutteroffer!!!

by burtkeesley07 June 15, 2009