Bartender

a drunk's best friend at the moment

Drunk: The Bartender is my best friend
Guy: What the hell?

by anonymous June 16, 2004

Hippy Barthday

An ironic anagram of "Happy Birthday"; Hippies by stereotype don't have baths, & "Barth" is the stereotypical pronunciation "toffs"/rich folk make. Double serving of irony & a jestful way to wish Happy Birthday.

Hippy Barthday!

by chillicontoefu July 8, 2012

Bartle Skeet

Another word for Mountaindew the beverage of the gods. No one knows it's origin but it sure is fun to say.

Friend 1:Pass me that Ice cold Bartle Skeet
Friend 2: Bartle Skeet gives you colon cancer
Friend 1: I don't care Bartle Skeet is like Redneck Holy Water

by Mikey Jeff April 20, 2018

bartarded

The act of being extremely intoxicated on Xanax to the point of acting retarded.

"Yeah, Juan was so bartarded last night, he crashed his car then started smoking some dro"

by Phungguy June 1, 2006

bartarded beinge

A state of mind that occurs after prolong daliy use of Xanax as a means of escaping reality. These days of Xanax use included massive amounts of four bars that result in taking one after another until a black out is achieved. During this period one has no control over there actions or what may happen. The days and weeks following may be quite blurry and a full recovery may take a full mounth.

During this last bartarded beinge i blew threw $1400 in four days, managed to blow out my tire, and offcours ruined christmas, i dont even remeber what happened.

by Dr. Johnson, Chase February 7, 2010

bartleby

A Bartleby is a person who is hired for a job, shows up to work every day, but refuses to actually do the job. From the short story "Bartleby, the Scrivener, a Story of Wall Street" by Herman Mellville.

That new salesman turned out to be a Bartleby, he hasn't made a sales call in the 3 months since he started.

by Morningwood Cottage July 2, 2016

barton booty

An amazing ass

Dude that girl has a barton booty.

by kinezo1127 December 16, 2008