Balls

Why the fuck are you searching up balls idiot!Balls are something you don't have.

Guy 1:Wanna hear a joke?
Guy 2:Sure..
Guy 1:Why didn't the clown juggle at the circus today?
Guy 2:I don't know
Guy 1:Because he didn't have the "balls" to do it.
Guy 2:Mom you can't make jokes..
Guy 1 (mom):I made you.
Guy 2:Fuck you
Guy 1(mom):I will

by Bitzboy May 16, 2017

balls o'clock

an obscene hour of the day that no one should be awake for.

i can't drink tonight, i have to go to the airport tomorrow at balls o'clock in the morning.

by ThusSpakeWill October 21, 2009

give your balls a tug

Man up. Get on with it. Get serious.

A: I think I have a chance with Rachel.

B: Rachel? She's way out of your league, give your balls a tug.

by Mako like the Shark May 19, 2019

Dunka Doo Balls

Drunk as a concrete mother possum. Wandering down the street in a blizzard, peeing in the road, knocking on doors and being arrested by cop who is part of a tv show, so the whole world can see how drunk you are AND then signing the release form.
Begun in Akron Ohio, made popular by the Soup.

"Dude, your mom just drank a 30 pack of Pabst in 12 minutes! She is drink, drank, drunk."

"Nah man, that's my moms your talking about. She's DUNKA DOO BALLS! Let's get her out of the street."

by Baron Von Blucher, MD April 7, 2010

Disco Balls

The act of dipping your balls in glitter and consequently teabagging someone.

Whoever falls asleep first at this arts and crafts party gets the old disco balls!

by humungus May 13, 2011

elastic balls

When a man puts an elastic band around his ball bag to keep his penis erect by cutting the flow of blood to his penis

Have you ever tried elastic balls? It keeps ur penis hard so you can wank all night

by mitch00uk April 10, 2015

magnet balls

Usually occurs after a long day of work or when the temperature outside reaches ball sweating level. Once the sweating of the balls begins then they become sticky and seem to attract strait to one leg. The nut sack must then be separated from the leg it is joined to only to stick back to that leg or to the other. This is usually cured by applying powder. Warning: applying too much powder can cause a dough ball to form in areas around the nuts. Very uncomfortable.

Man it was so hot today I got a bad case of magnet balls. They just didn't want to stay off my legs. So I went to the bathroom, had to wipe the sweat from around my sack, and powder them up.

by Chris with magnet balls July 27, 2006