Disco Balls

The act of dipping your balls in glitter and consequently teabagging someone.

Whoever falls asleep first at this arts and crafts party gets the old disco balls!

by humungus April 22, 2011

Disco Balls

The result of accidentally using your girl friends glitter lotion to self-service.

I just rubbed one out and accidentally used my girlfriends glitter lotion, now I have disco balls.

by teamvagisil August 2, 2013

Disco Balls

The male equivalent of vajazzling; decorating one's testicles with assorted bling, such as sequins or Swarovski crystals.

The stripper at the bachelorette party really went all out; he even showed off a pair of shiny disco balls!

by Kim Istree June 1, 2010

Disco Balls

The rotten stench from your scrotum which occurs the day after a night out drinking.

"I danced so hard lastnight. Got a major case of disco balls"

"Gotta grab a shower, I got disco balls"

by Gaaaaiiinnns December 26, 2013

disco balls

When your testicles are permanently flattened beyond recognition from being shoved into the tight pants you wore to the discotheque.

Since the eighties I’ve had such debilitating shame about my disco balls!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2021

The Disco Ball

After a fine lady has just given you a wonderful BJ, she spits a little of your load onto your sack, then dusts it with glitter. Then you dim the lights, throw on a little Bee Gees, and perform the no pants dance like it was 1975.

"Dude, Brenda gave me The Disco Ball last night, and she couldn't stop herself from dancing to my sparkly sack."

by Deebola Virus December 20, 2009

Disco Ball

When a man is recieving oral sex and ejaculates on a woman's face then quickly applies glitter to her face.

I just disco balled that chick in there.

by king2hawk65 February 9, 2007