Attendmyfuneral

Gay tiktoker and Instagram star who is mean to me

Failingtobecool: attendmyfuneral just said I should kms

Person 2: you should you won’t stop posting about baldsday and it’s making everyone cry

by Failingtobecool April 11, 2022

Attention

Is everyone paying attention?

Hym "You seeing this guy? You paying attention? He refuses to accept and answer that isn't "You're trying to game the system. At ratchet yourself up to a status you do deserve." Wrong. If I'm the prerequisite text for the the Joker (I had someone shout TJ out the window at me the other day), Goblin slayer, Platinum End, Jujutsu Kaisen (both of which you're included in your peripheral association to me and one of which you're portrayed as the obsessed narcissist you actually are) then THAT is the status I deserve. Because I am that and in being that I meet the criteria for creative achievement IN YOUR OWN WORDS. And I don't mean narcissistic in the modern sense (because now it's used as more of a buzz term for "people who don't behave in congruence with my worldview"). I mean it's an actual observable behavior. So observable that even someone half way across the globe can see it."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2022

Attention Splatter Platter

A woman, on occasion versatile male, who takes it in all holes and hands or facials from multiple males for attention. Tragically trapping her in a fearful place.

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by pornstitute January 2, 2023

Unnecessary attention

Pretty much all attention gained on the internet, mainly for being "hawt" in a myspace photo. Generally, it doesn't get you anywhere, other than possibly somewhat mending your insecurities for like 5 seconds before you need to post a new picture for comments.

I logged on to whorespace today to get my fix of unnecessary attention!

by SortofFanboy January 17, 2009

cart attendant

A Cart Attendant is someone that fetches carts outside and gets them brought back in the store or around it. Also does backup cashiering, stocking, trash, restrooms, carry outs, and a lot more to do.

Target, Super One, Festival Foods, Best Buy, Walmart, Menards, Kmart, grocery stores, carts, Attendant, Cart Attendant, Cart Pusher.

by Ron Davison April 14, 2014

Bite Attendant

A waitress or waiter in a lower end restaurant.

Could you please grab the Bite Attendant the next time they come by the table

by OmegAMan-1 August 22, 2019

Defensive Attendance

Attending a meeting where you are optional or not invited at all just to make sure you can deflect any work assignments that come out of it. Wasting an hour to save hours.

I don't have any questions for the speaker. Mine was merely defensive attendance.

by PsychoPuppyDad May 11, 2022