A term coined by Gary J Redmond meaning I will certainly not be there but will let you know that an hour before.
Would you like to go for pints on Thursday? We did Thursday to suit you.
Oh sweet, Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!
Oh sweet, Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!
by CP/AC November 23, 2023
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by anonymous January 31, 2025
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Never judge a book by it's cover (first appearances) because assumption = bad gumption. You now have two idioms for the price of one.
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To make a decision or form an opinion without any factual basis and take full responsibility and accept all the blame for the disastrous repercussions it is almost certain to cause.
To make a decision or form an opinion without any factual basis and take full responsibility and accept all the blame for the disastrous repercussions it is almost certain to cause.
I assime no one will even notice that I forgot to wear clothes to work today.
Did you just assime it was safe to eat the fury green burrito you found behind the dumpster in the alley?
Did you just assime it was safe to eat the fury green burrito you found behind the dumpster in the alley?
by Randy Trucker March 16, 2026
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Named after a reddit post on the Batman Arkham subreddit which kicked off it's now famous descent into insanity.
Named after a reddit post on the Batman Arkham subreddit which kicked off it's now famous descent into insanity.
by Bob_Wire February 9, 2025
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Hym "You can't avoid making assumptions BUT you can avoid investigating. I wanted to go to McDonald's and you don't like the road I took to get to McDonald's. I'm there. Doing this is not going to change the fact that I got to McDonald's with the route I took. And now here we sit. Enjoying the consequences of you IN-action. Because INACTION... ALSO has consequences. Consequences that you are avoiding like the plague. You choose to dangle the key in front of me and when the blood began to flow from my cage into you world... You wept."
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