asshag

1.someone being an jackass but worse.
also with a trait of ugliness.

2.Someone fronting without the ability to front.

1.Urinal: morb loves the fatties! lol!
V23: quit being an asshag and stop teasing him about it!

2.Bush talking about devotion of soldiers in major conflicts.

3.Carnage is an asshag!

by JTZ September 30, 2004

Asshammer

{1} person who gives anal sex(2) person who hammers asses, with a hammer

Jim is such an asshammer.

by keith June 2, 2003

Asshit

Combination / play on words of the terms "as shit," as in "that was funny as shit," and "ass shit," as in "that was some funny ass shit"

Used as the ultimate adjective (when viewed in adjective form).

(something described asshit is much more than simply as shit)

Phil Mccrevis: Man did you see that To Catch a Predator that I was on?

Chris hansen: Yeah dude that was funny asshit.

by LurryDauve May 6, 2010

asshatitude

Combining the words asshat and attitude:
behavior displaying the mindset or perspective of an asshat.

I'm sick of that jerk's rude, boorish behavior and asshatitude.

by Brian L. Kelly April 8, 2007

asshattan

1.Asshattan is a place with a high asshat occupation level.

1.Any asshat's place of dwelling because they occupy the place they're tainting with their asshatery.

Go take your sorry ass back to Asshattan where it belongs.

Obviously Asshattan is your favorite place to hang out and eat ass and wear ass on your head.

by Twacklock January 23, 2008

asshattery

Asshattery;

1. The act of displaying properties or characteristics of an asshat. This includes but is not limited to wearing your ass for a hat or saying/commiting an act that causes the audience in presence to become dumber.

2. The art of becoming or practicing flagrantly being an asshat.

1. "This is clearly asshattery! Where's my label maker? He said don't lick the lead bullet."

by AzNGuNSmokE November 16, 2005

assmatized

When a guy can not concentrate on anything else because he is distracted with the asshole of his latest piece of ass. His work is jeopardized, he's a sell out to his friends, he picks up her shit including her kids or whatever. He will do whatever it takes for that ass. He is assmatized.

Man that chick has him completely assmatized since their last encounter.

by Ice Queen 10 December 8, 2010