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bum assery

It'd be like the guy that offers to come play guitar at your house if you smoke him out. Makes posts every day about sober living and staying strong even though you know he's doing none of that.
I sealed today's date in this envelope two weeks ago and sure enough, Andy called out 'sick'. At least be up front about it and don't fuck other people over with your fuckin bum assery.
by The worst definitions of 2021 February 3, 2021
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jack asser

A person who feels the need to destroy everyone’s property for no reason other than because he’s an arse hole.
Did you see jerry at work yesterday breaking the boss’s shit? He’s such a fuckin jack asser!
by Jesus f’kn Christ July 22, 2021
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Sexual Assort

When someone makes you question your sexuality, because they are very attractive (or disgusting.)
"Damn, he's so fine, I'm feeling like I could be straight just for tonight... What a sexual assorter!"

"Bro after being with her for so long, I don't think I can be with another woman again... She's just sexually assorted me."

" I think I just turned those straight guys bi, put me down for two years for sexual assort."
by Ben is Zero September 12, 2021
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Russian asset

Anyone that disagrees with the narrative of the Democratic Party
Person 1: I'm leaving the Democratic Party. They no longer represent my values

Person 2: Wow. You are such a traitor and a Russian asset!
by ReaperMan26 October 11, 2022
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Fine-Assery

A descriptive phrase/adjective. Something or someone that reaches a pinnacle of perfection. Can refer to a person, body part, situation, etc.
"That's some fine-assery".

"Accomplishing that job took a measure of fine-assery."

"The team accomplished feats of the finest-of-asseries."
by RSMedia December 29, 2022
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Giraffer Asser

The art of blowing a fart so bad it sounds like a Giraffe blowing a raspberry.
by Cyruschase October 12, 2023
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lickquid assets

Cash dat a lady hopes to obtain from a guy by giving him one or more tongue-lolling blowjobs.
Dogs and girls alike seem to think dat they can extract lickquid assets out of mushy-hearted dudes.
by QuacksO December 30, 2023
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