aserty

A trick, or a weasel like maneuever. Or used to describe someone who is totally out of the ordinary and suffers from a natural high. Also a character name in the popular RPG Diablo, and Diablo 2. Used solely by Thomas Osborn.

"Enron CEO's are the greatest example of aserty like behavior."
"You're really an aserty, you know that right?"

by Thomas Osborn October 8, 2003

ASLer

A person, usually of low IQ and brain mass, whose job it is to be an ass and bother the rest of the chat with cyber requests and badly typed quips.

Chunk: asl pweeessee?
eLmOs_PiMp: wtf hehe lol meep WOO!
Tony_of_the_Fayth: Chunk is such a stupid ass ASLer

by Brandon A. November 22, 2004

Aiser

a really good person.

Wow! You are such an Aiser!

by Jenni Bolye March 22, 2008

Asperger's Syndrome

A mild form of Autism that, most notably, stunts social interactions and/or makes them very awkward. People with Asperger's (abbreviated to AS) have trouble interacting with people, mostly out of fear that they'll make it awkward, or that they'll say something wrong.

Other symptoms of Asperger's include lack of eye contact, sensitive hearing, and obsessive behavior. Unfortunately, people also tend to self-diagnose themselves with Asperger's, trying to have an excuse for any social awkwardness they may experience.

Since people with Asperger's are normally terrified of the neurotypical (or nypical, if you want to use an Aspie's term) world, we tend to focus more on academic/non-social lifestyles. For example, we may focus on music, art, literature, or solo video game playing.

Since I was in 1st grade, I knew I had Asperger's Syndrome. However, now that I have an understanding as to what it is, I have a proper explanation as to why I've acted the way I have all my life, what with social awkwardness and fear of staring contests.

by DubsteppyNinja April 4, 2017

Asher

A very hypersexual young man who loves talking about men but secretly wants some mighty-fine pussy.

Wanna fuck?
No, that's such an Asher thing to say!

by baxterbusterballbanger April 17, 2018

Asperger Syndrome

An illness which can be defined as a mild form of Autism, but this mild form is enough to complicate someone's life entirely. The person suffers from lack of social skills, inability to read body language, use larger vocabulary than someone typical for their age, and have repeated interests and react very tragically to any change. They are often considered by other people their age as being a "weirdo", probably because they refuse to talk to ass-holes that can't accept their difficulty with a medical problem.

"My mother sees my Asperger syndrome as an impairment that has made me psycho. I disagree. I see it as a birth defect that I got while she was smoking meth during her pregnancy with me!"

"Craig Nichols, lead vocalist for The Vines, has Asperger Syndrome. He describes his situation with his family in the song "Spaceship"."

by hekifier March 28, 2009

Asher

Asher, a troubled and misunderstood boy. Is usually taller than most people by middle school, and has brunette hair and very pretty light blue eyes. They are very underweight, suicidal, have the most monotone voice ever, and are often sarcastic, shy, and rude, and abused at home. Asher barely eats and is a alcoholic at age 14, and started smoking at age 15. Everything sucks for Asher, for he is a loner with only one friend. But when Asher waits he gets a group of friends and a loving boyfriend. His friend group is some what similar to him, bullied and hated. When everythings starting to be good for him its instantly taken away, his boyfriend dose not exist, he is only part of Ashers imagination because he is chimeric. his group of friends soon rip apart and hes left to fix the tragedy on his own.

person 1: look at that guy...he must be an Asher

person 2: no shit, look at the way he acts

by drlppyfaucet June 8, 2020