asshole

A person who falsifies who they are trying to get you to like them. Only to find out that they have nothing to offer you nor anyone else. They are a parasite and shit on everything that's good in humanity. This person is a shit talking, waste of life that has nothing better to do than to come up with lies about you and everyone else around you. Their brains and head are full of shit, and their mouths are the rectal rings of which it produces mass quantities of fecal uselessness. This person can not hold any personal relationships because they are as boring as they have feared.

Man, that guy Deejay is a real asshole, he told that girl I was married! I can't stand assholes like that.

by delfindiaz7 October 4, 2015

asshole

The kid I used to sit next to in class 😂

"His name was jack and I swear he really was an asshole like lietterly I felt like stabbing the prick in the face all the time "

by F friending November 27, 2015

Asshole

1. A slang term for rectum
2. A dickbag

Man, that asshole in prison just loved to rape me in the asshole

by LOLCAT254 January 27, 2016

asshole

Your current teacher or boss

Teacher/Boss: Do your work!
You:Fuck off asshole

by XxMLGxXDOGExX March 25, 2016

asshole

An ignorant person. (Most likely a guy.) He/she will blow you off and/or ignore you.

"Jerry is such an asshole, he doesn't even text back anymore!"

by ohnobaby April 7, 2016

asshole

Something to call a person you hate

Are you an asshole? Because your hairy and smell like shit!

by TheStifMeister April 19, 2016

Asshole

1. A living, breathing human version of a butthole or a.k.a. people who irritate you or cause you emotional distress because they're so stupid or an ass

1. Gosh, that bully is such an asshole. I cannot stand him

by 🅲🅰🅼🅰🆁🅸 April 21, 2016