Atrumption - noun
1 The confident assumption of something with no proof, usually delivered as absolute fact. 'In a classic case of atrumption, he declared Tylenol was behind the rise in autism'
2 The habit of claiming to know more about a subject than anyone else alive. 'Her atrumption peaked when she said she knew more about medicine than doctors, economists and her mum combined'
3 The belief that if you say it loudly enough, reality will bend to your will. 'It was pure atrumption when he insisted windmills cause cancer.
4 When assumption and performance art collide.
'Suggesting he was the healthiest person alive at 78 wasn't medical advice, just good old fashioned atrumption'
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1 The confident assumption of something with no proof, usually delivered as absolute fact. 'In a classic case of atrumption, he declared Tylenol was behind the rise in autism'
2 The habit of claiming to know more about a subject than anyone else alive. 'Her atrumption peaked when she said she knew more about medicine than doctors, economists and her mum combined'
3 The belief that if you say it loudly enough, reality will bend to your will. 'It was pure atrumption when he insisted windmills cause cancer.
4 When assumption and performance art collide.
'Suggesting he was the healthiest person alive at 78 wasn't medical advice, just good old fashioned atrumption'
(Thanks to Anti-Clickbait Society 2.0)
"In a classic case of ATRUMPTION, he declared Tylenol was behind the rise in autism"
"Her ATRUMPTION peaked when she said she knew more about medicine than doctors, economists and her mum combined"
"It was pure ATRUMPTION when he insisted windmills cause cancer."
"Suggesting he was the healthiest person alive at 78 wasn't medical advice, just good old fashioned ATRUMPTION"
"Her ATRUMPTION peaked when she said she knew more about medicine than doctors, economists and her mum combined"
"It was pure ATRUMPTION when he insisted windmills cause cancer."
"Suggesting he was the healthiest person alive at 78 wasn't medical advice, just good old fashioned ATRUMPTION"
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