Alfie Green

I feel green, that weed is so dense.

"That green is thick man"
"Holy crap that weed is so dense i cant think"
Yep you've given yourself an "Alfie Green"

by bbksurfacing January 3, 2019

alfea

Alfea is beautiful in her heart and on the outside. Alfea is strong and will push through hard times on her own. She can be a little stubborn and independent at times because, she forgets that her friends are here for her. Alfea is a badass/baddie and she's not fake so don't be fake to her because she deserves so much better than that. She is hilarious and can make you smile even when you're crying. She is easy to be around and doesn't judge you for feeling yourself or just being you. Alfea is lowkey a crackhead sometimes but, she is one of the best. She is smart and an amazing friend. If you ever meet an alfea just always remember to take care of her and be there for her. She is special and you will not want to lose her.

"hi i'm alfea"
"hi alfea, i like your name. It's like a fairy lol"

by ewwtf* January 6, 2020

Alfy

One who has balls of steel. Most likely a bad ass motha fucka with a cause to scape like a beast.

Damn that alfy.. when I kicked him in the nuts my foot broke and he screamed "PANIC PANIC PANIC!" and shit on my chest.

by seni0r pen0r August 2, 2009

Alfie

A child Predator.

Alfie is an absolute child predator.

by Atrap1869 January 2, 2020

Alfredo

That kid you caught with his dick in the chicken your dead father gave you in your barn

"Why did Alfredo cross the road"
"Cause his dick was in the chicken"

by Jetblackness911 December 13, 2018

Alford

Alford (pronounced aff-fud) is a term used by the overly-private to describe their intentions to commit borderline sex crimes anonymously with like-minded consenting individuals.

"I'm going to Alford for the night"

Would perhaps mean:

I'm going to meet a lady who wants to wrap me in cling film and make love to me in front of her dog.

by Gary Barry October 31, 2011

Alfredo

a short, midget smurf that runs around with a taser shocking all his friends.

Jesse: Ow! What the hell?
Dany: Ha ha, looks like Alfredo passed by.

by jesi123-chan October 28, 2010