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Alabama Wipe

Usually happens at work or out in public, you shit in such a way dry shit-tickets (toilet paper) alone won't clean up after the party. So spit on a stack of shit-tickets and wipe your ass. Repeat as needed untill clean.
I shit at work today I had to "Alabama Wipe" after wards. Bombed the fuck out of that shit closet.
by Jacen Ynot January 29, 2019
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Alabama Weather Forecast

What Donald Trump predicts for the weather of Alabama. He knows better than the weather man!
The National Weather Service says no hurricane but the Alabama Weather Forecast says hurricane -- so we better prepare for a Hurricane!
by HoaglandTony September 10, 2019
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Alabama Sock Mace

The act of taking a dump in replacement of a bar of soap in order to make a sock mace.
"I didn't have a bar of soap, so I just made an Alabama sock mace instead."
by Nullfied December 25, 2019
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AlabamaLost

An ugly underaged retard who fucked his sister
Dude, why are you such an AlabamaLost?
by EeksDee Dude January 18, 2020
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Alabama Jack o Lantern

A festive Halloween sexual act that requires the working of fingers around the rim of the partners anus in order to widen the hole, also cleaning out any filth that might be discovered in the process (much like carving open the top of a pumpkin and cleaning it out). Once the anus has been loosened and cleaned, a lit flashlight is dropped into the anus, providing a captivating glow like a beautiful Jack-o-Lantern.
I thought the interior light was on in Pat’s minivan at the fall festival parking lot, but to my surprise, it was the soft glow from the Alabama Jack o Lantern he gave to Jeremy in the back seat!
by Zachzilla October 28, 2020
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Alabama Bootstraps

The long, dangly, meaty labia of a female relative.
I snuck into my cousin’s room and hiked up her night gown and gave a good tugging to her Alabama bootstraps before I cornholed her.
by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020
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Alabama landing strip

An Alabama landing strip usually happens along with a blumpkin, (getting a bj while taking a shit), and the dude doesn't wipe before titty fucking his girl, the end result from the skidmark he left on her stomach is an Alabama happy trail.
"Man, I gave her an Alabama landing strip last night"..
by Choach Poacher November 15, 2020
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