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my computer is acting retarded

An excuse to get off of AIM or any instant messaging service when you don't want to talk to someone. Very effective, because everyone's computer acts retarded sometimes.
Jane: You know Amy, I'm so glad I can talk to you. You're the only person who really understands my relationship problems with Mike.

Amy: Yeah. My computer is acting retarded so don't be surprised if I suddenly log off AIM.
by I hate boring chats March 17, 2009
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sexual activity

n.

Any activity that one or more person engages in to deliberately increase arousal and potentially lead to orgasm.
My favorite sexual activity is jerking off while my rival's favorite sexual activity is fucking the woman I have a crush on.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 15, 2021
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Activist Annies

Slang term that refers to highly liberal college students who will protest anything pro-left and anti-establishment at a drop of a hat. If you have a cause, they'll bitch about it to students just trying to get through the Quad to go to class.

Pro-choice, legalization of marijuana, global warming, Wal-mart, and the WTO are popular choices for their rants.
Activist Annies are so annoying that they have the power to make me dislike causes I actually support.
by AnonJudicator September 30, 2009
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pump-action yoghurt rifle

noun.

A bloke's spam dagger. also known as a single-barrel pump-action yoghurt rifle
I extracted my love length from her fanjita and took aim at her balcony. Then I unleashed the full, merciless, fury of my pump-action yoghurt rifle and left her with a full splow necklace.
by Splowson McGraw March 7, 2004
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Get active

Domanic was trippin so I told him to get active
by mizzundastood July 4, 2009
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all talk no action

Saying something to somebody but not going through with, being all talk and no actions happening.
All talk no action : A guy says to a girl "We will go on that date on Saturday. I'll pick you up at seven", yet he never pitches up, being all talk and no action.
by Daisy12 September 18, 2013
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activia challenge

I am about to go take the activia challenge.

I have to go take the activia challenge.
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