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Cuntface Von Clownstick

The actual birth name of Fuckface Von Clownstick's(aka Donald Trump) egotistical daughter aka Ivanka Trump.
The fuhrer's daughter Cuntface Von Clownstick is a major twat just like her father.
by superbipolar420 January 22, 2017
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Die Neue Ordnung von Templer (founded in mid-2019) is German for "The New Order of Templar"

DNOvT is a Christian-based organization that is heavily inspired by the French Foreign Legion.

The group is based in the United States of America.

Strictly pro-Constitution, one of their primary missions is to dispose of any & all tyrants, domestic & foreign, who dare spit in the face of Liberty.

Although they are a Christian-based group, people of all backgrounds are welcomed with opens arms, similar to the FFL.
"Have you heard about Due Neue Ordnung von Templer?"
"No..?"
"Well, they're one of many growing militias here in the States."
"Oh, really? What's with the German though? It'll paint them as white supremacists by Mainstream Media?"
"That's the point. I guess? Die Neue Ordnung von Templer doesn't give a damn what people THINK they're about. Their founder made it quite apparent that he will personally hang a tyrant regardless of origin."
by Contingency_Bravo May 27, 2020
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A European Count Baron Kaiser who married his half-sister Znigwieczrina Nowloczynlieczwowzcrczsky of Globsnogczrecnoyarskglograd.
Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner is such a gigachad.
by janpasi August 21, 2022
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Crackey Von Batshit

A universal name for crazed person whos views, attitudes or beliefs are outlandish, bizarre and not based in reality.
This book is full of nonsensical conpiracy theories. Who wrote it, Crackey Von Batshit?
by Emogenome February 15, 2019
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Von Gold

A person who makes people “uh uh” at every show they dj. Von gold is a successful dj/producer despite the distraction of being a magnet for crazy betches, but loves it.

Von Gold has many talents from cooking culinary masterpieces to doing large audience laser light shows, but is mostly famous for pleasuring lucky woman. Von Gold is a legend, a mystery, and some believe Von Gold is a unicorn.
Von Gold only drinks quality tequila.
The finest music selection is artistically performed by the legendary Von Gold.
by MVG42069 November 22, 2021
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Bach von Hitler

A renowned and profound revolutionary of graffiti in all forms of art from music to literature to visual arts.
One difference between Bach von Hitler and Ana Pascal was that Ana Pascal wasn't shallow and didn't much care for shallow or pretentious college dorks. She wasn't just trying to fuck with the heads of other characters by claiming to be Ana Pascal, that really was her character in the movie, and it was done for a movie.
by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
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Von

Von is the sweetest most nicest person you will meet. They are so wholesome, funny, and kind. You are incredibly lucky to have a von in your life. Vons are also gay rats, but in a good way. Von is so pure that god itself fears them. Everyone needs a von in their life.
You are so lucky to have your friend von. They are the best.
by PrdflS8n August 10, 2021
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